Friday, August 25, 2023

SHOWCASE: spotlighting new and upcoming writers

 

Katherine Blessan

So far in this series, I’ve showcased the talented authors Ruth LotenJane LanganBeck Collett, Ron Hardwick and L.N.HunterThis month I’m going to showcase Katherine Blessan, whom I met when we were both teaching at the same tutorial centre and realised that no fewer than FOUR members of the small teaching staff were writing novels, so we formed a small writing group.

Katherine always seems so busy that I don’t know how she’s found time to write and publish several novels, plus short stories, during the few years I’ve known her, but I admire her drive and ambition. Despite having two lovely sons and a husband to look after, running a small business, teaching and writing, she has always also had time to give me some excellent feedback on my own work, and I hope she will continue to do so as I value her opinion. Thank you, Katherine, for your insight and encouragement.

Katherine’s books are imbued with a strong sense of her Christian beliefs but they aren’t preachy or judgemental, just warm and thoughtful.

 


Katherine Blessan



Biography

Katherine Blessan is the author of Lydia’s Song: the story of a child lost and a woman found (Instant Apostle, 2014), Home Truths with Lady Grey (The Conrad Press, 2022) and T for Tolerance (Blessan Publications, 2023). She is also a screenwriter and social entrepreneur. Katherine loves to write stories that touch on social issues and explore the space where cultures cross. She lives in Sheffield with her Indian husband and two children, and loves reading and travelling.


http://www.katherineblessan.com

Katherine’s website is the best place to go for details of how to buy her books. There are universal links to ebook versions, which means you can buy from your preferred e-retailer:

 

For T for Tolerance:

https://mybook.to/5alVgP

 

 For Home Truths with Lady Grey:

https://mybook.to/Us104

 

For Lydia's Song:

https://mybook.to/Jh8K

 

Twitter: @kathblessan

Facebook: facebook.com/kathblessan

Tiktok: @kathblessan

Linkedin: www.linkedin.com/in/katherine-blessan-5aa632b2

 



Katherine and her husband




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Here is an extract from Katherine’s novel Home Truths With Lady Grey, published by The Conrad Press in 2022

 

Background to set the extract in context:

When normally capable, career-minded Jennifer crumbles under a debilitating disease, she struggles with no longer being in control of her life. In the meantime, Mona, a family oriented mother of Iranian heritage discovers that her husband is gambling and hiding the truth from her. Mona meets Jennifer when she goes to work for her as a carer.. This extract begins with a dream sequence that zones in on one of Jennifer's childhood experiences in Dubai and segues into an interaction between her and Mona.

 

Home Truths with Lady Grey - novel extract

I’m twirling and stamping through the tiled floors of my parents’ house in Dubai. I recognise the colour of the tiles and the cool hardness of the stone under my bare feet. At my insistence, Mustafa has left out a man’s thwab and red and white checked scarf for me to try on and I’m enjoying the thrill of the costume. I bow theatrically at myself in the full-length mirror on our hallway, a moustache and a day’s stubble painted on my face using Mummy’s kohl.

            I suddenly become aware that I’m being watched. Mustafa’s five-year-old boy has slipped into the house, and I can hear him giggling as he watches me preen. Self-consciousness runs its clammy fingers down my face, and I lower my head and walk back into my room. My feet stumble over a loose tile and I lose my balance and flail my arms as I clatter onto the hard tiles, scraping my knee and leaving a bloody mark on Mustafa’s thwab.

           As I lie on the tiles, my body feels heavy as though I’m being held down by a deadweight, and the bedroom fills with water seeping in from all walls and under the door. My heart pounds as I realise I’m at risk of drowning because I can’t move. Panicking, I turn my head upwards to maximise the breathing space. The room fills and fills, and my terror rises and rises. I try to scream and realise that no sound is coming out….

           My eyes shoot open. I’m inhaling hard and my heart is pounding like a bass drum. Mona is in the chair just opposite me. As I wake up, she steps over and presses the lever to raise my armchair. For the first time, I notice a swelling in her abdomen. The shape of her belly button is visible underneath the line of her T-shirt and I can see a hair band tied around the button and the buttonhole of her jeans.

           “You’re not wearing your uniform today,” I say carelessly, not wanting to ask her whether she’s pregnant in case I get it wrong. A chill runs down my spine as I consider what this means to me, then push the thought to one side.

           “No,” she says, not giving me an explanation, but pulling down her T-shirt to cover the hair band.

           “I just had the weirdest dream,” I muse. “Only the first part wasn’t a dream at all. It really happened. It brought back such strong memories of my youth – I was right there. But then I nearly drowned so it became a nightmare and I’m pretty sure that didn’t happen.”

           I had already told Mona some stories of my youth in Dubai and in the boarding school. She sucks up stories like a child, hugging her knees close to her – very unprofessionally of course, but I don’t comment -  her face going all wistful and dreamy.

           “That must have been terrifying,” she says, sitting down in the chair next to mine and reaching out to hold my hand.

           It’s late November and Mona has been my carer for about a month. We’ve got used to each other by now. She’s getting the hang of when to draw close and when to hold back, when to provide physical assistance and when to allow me to have a go. And I, well I’m enjoying her company like that of a familiar friend, even if I wouldn’t want to admit it to her. She reminds me a little of the person I would have been if I hadn’t….

           Hadn’t what? I don’t want to blame any particular event or circumstances on the person I am today. I’m me and that’s all there is to it. 

           “I’m afraid of being trapped inside my body, unable to move,” I confide, my words seeping out unbidden. “I’m more afraid of that than of dying.”

           “That’s totally understandable,” Mona says. “I think I would feel the same way too.” She pauses, then runs her right hand lightly down the curve of her abdomen. I can’t take my eyes off it. It’s so obvious now that I think about it.  “Do you have any sort of religion or faith that gives you a perspective on all this?”

           “Not really,” I say. Not at all, but I don’t want to be too cutting in my response. Mona’s a sensitive soul and a Muslim.

           “I’ve always been taught to believe that there’s a purpose in suffering, that a way can be found through to a greater understanding of God, and that this life is not all that there is.”

           I keep quiet for a moment, mulling this over. The ‘I’ve-always-been-taught’ comment irritates me – hasn’t she thought any of this through for herself? But the overriding thing that strikes me is her sincerity of heart. I was bought up at in close quarters with devout Muslims such as Mustafa, but my parents always had a very distanced, almost anaemic response to religion and that must have rubbed off on me more than the religious worldview.

           “That’s beautiful,” I say. If only I could believe the same thing.

           “By the way,” she says, chewing on her bottom lip then looking up at me, “It’s pretty obvious by now - or it will be soon enough – I’m pregnant.” She must have seen me gawping at her belly.

           “Really? I wouldn’t have guessed,” I say, lying shamelessly. “Congratulations!”

           “Thanks,” she says, giving me a slow smile. She must know that this is not exactly great news for me. What will I do when she’s gone on maternity? “I’m currently around fourteen weeks, which means that I’ll need to go on maternity leave – all being well – in twenty-two weeks.”

           “When is that exactly?”

           “At the end of April,” she replies.

           I do a rapid calculation. That’s just six months away. Six months which I need to cling onto with all that I have.

 

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A few days later, after my afternoon nap, Mona is helping me to sip on my cup of Lady Grey. Sporadically, she wipes my chin with a dish cloth. I’m not so far gone with my condition that I can ignore the sensation of uselessness that presses against my chest.

           It’s nobody’s fault though. I must not take it out on Mona. It wouldn’t do to push her away. While she helps me drink, she tells me, “Oh, a couple of your colleagues turned up to see you while you were asleep. Tina and Charis are their names – I think. I told them that you were sleeping so encouraged them to come back another time. They left you this…” Mona scurries into the kitchen and returns with a vase full of purple and white orchids. She places them on the mantelpiece and continues with pressing the drink to my lips. The tea has gone tepid.

           “That’s enough, thank you,” It’s the first visit I’ve had, and it warms my heart to know that I’ve not been forgotten. I’ve always liked orchids. Did I tell Charis that once? I really don’t remember.

           Mona puts down the partially finished cup, and picks up her own, which I imagine has gone cold. She curls up on the sofa and watches me thoughtfully. “I hope you don’t mind me asking but I’ve been wondering why you never got married?”

           An ungracious response crawls across my mind: not everybody needs to be married to feel complete! But I suppress my inclination to sarcasm, and form my thoughts carefully before speaking. It’s going to take me a while to shape my words, but better that than….

           “I never felt the need to,” I start. “I had some negative experiences with men too, which kind of put me off being tied down. Also, I’ve always liked my independence, which is ironic to say the least now.” I raise my eyebrows, and she smiles at me, giving me a quizzical look.

           “Were they white men?” she asks, blinking hard as though trying to remove dust from her eyes.

           For a moment, I’m completely taken aback. I can’t believe she’s raised the race issue when I’ve not said a thing and I sense her question as an affront gently pricking me in the core of my being.

           “Err… actually two of them weren’t.” With some difficulty, I find myself spilling out the stories of my experiences with both Tarek and Fakhir, and I’m surprised to find myself spitting out saliva along with my words.

           “Sorry,” I splutter as Mona comes over and wipes my chin again.

  

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And finally we come to The Big Interview, where Katherine kindly answers writing-related questions and lets us into some of her writing secrets...

 

 

Tell us about the books and writers that have shaped your life and your writing career.

Some of my favourite novels as a child have been hugely influential on me – for example, The Narnia Chronicles shaped my journey as a reader, they shaped my faith journey and they influenced (though not in terms of genre) the way in which I approached my writing. I was also deeply influenced by the Laura Ingalls Wilder memoirs, which inspired my study choices (American Studies at university) and my thoughts about what it means to be a pioneer. I’d also credit three novels – Jane Eyre, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall and Memoirs of a Geisha- in terms of the courage to write about challenging social issues in a way that inspires hope rather than nihilism. I also took a fascinating module at university focused on literature and totalitarianism and I suppose that interest – in particular Orwell’s starkly relevant 1984 - has influenced my recent foray into writing dystopian fiction.

  

Does the place you live now, or any other places you’ve lived, have any impact on your writing?

Place is a very important aspect of writing fiction. All my novels have been set somewhere I’ve lived, visited or spent a lot of time in (Phnom Penh, Cambodia, Sheffield and South India). It’s very difficult to write authentically about place without having a personal experience of it, I think, as sounds, smells and sights are all part of the experience of making a place feel real to the reader. Unless the world is a completely imagined one, in which case authentic world building is all part of the writing process.

 

How would you describe your own writing?

My own writing is disparate in terms of genre – I have touched on women’s fiction and YA dystopian as well as historical fiction in my screenwriting (which I may adapt into a novel at some point). Yet, I would say that my USP as a writer is that I love to write stories that touch on social issues and explore the space where cultures cross.

  

Have you studied creative writing on a formal course?

I had not taken any formal writing courses before writing my first novel, but had studied Literature and read very widely. However, I started taking short writing courses and reading magazines like Writing Magazine etc after getting published! In addition, I trained as an English teacher so have taught Creative Writing to children. I have also run creative writing workshops and retreats for adults and love to share my expertise in this way. In 2018, I embarked on an MFA in Creative Writing, but my main motive for this was to give me the time and space to focus on a TV pilot I wanted to write, which was set at the time of Emperor Nero in Rome. I knew little about this time period and knew historical research would be essential. The MFA was a helpful starting point for my TV pilot journey, but I didn’t complete it in the end, because I felt that I could get better value feedback and support from industry professionals rather than academics. I do see the value in academic study, but for me at this time, with an MA in English Literature and a PGCE in Secondary English already up my sleeve, I am more interested in just writing and getting published rather than in paying for another expensive course. There is always more to learn, however, and I never feel that I have reached some pinnacle of perfection in my writing. It’s just that I’d prefer to learn in different ways than through formal study.

 

What do you think about getting feedback on your work from other writers and/or non-writers?

Feedback from other writers or trained readers tends to be the most helpful in terms of feedback regarding story content, characterization and structure. However, getting feedback from subject specialists is also invaluable. For example, I got some feedback from a medical specialist about the accuracy of the symptoms and treatment of my character Jennifer who suffers from Motor Neuron Disease, and I asked a South Indian friend of mine (who’s Hindu, unlike my Christian husband) about the accuracy of the details of the Indian part of my novel T for Tolerance. I don’t act upon every single note given, but will certainly ponder every suggestion and make changes when I can see the value of the changes suggested. 







You have experience of both self-publishing and hybrid publication - what have been the challenges and rewards of each in your experience? 

My first two books were published by hybrid publishers – in other words publishers who take an author’s contribution towards the cost of publication, but are responsible for aspects like cover design, obtaining an ISBN, editing and so on. My third book I am fully self-publishing.

I knew so little about book marketing with my first book that I expected the publishers to do it all for me, but the reality is that, unless you’re a big-name author whom the publishers hope will make them lots of money, all authors have to market their own work these days. Being with a respected publisher did open a couple of doors in terms of radio and magazine interviews, but the more I’ve learnt, the more convinced I am of the benefit of self-publishing, if you’re willing to put the effort into marketing your own work. It’s not easy as the book market is saturated at the moment and is likely to get even more saturated, but I now understand the importance of getting early reviews of a book (before publication date) to give you kudos with readers when your book finally enters the market, having an email list, and I am starting to understand the importance of Amazon categories and keywords to help with the mysterious algorithms that drive the sales of your book. I’m certainly not averse to one day getting an agent, but my publisher of Home Truths with Lady Grey tried desperately hard to get interest from US based traditional publishers and had no joy, as the big publishers are very risk averse and commercial, wanting to be able to guarantee the sale of thousands of copies before they’ll take you on. If you do your research and ask around, you can self-publish very cheaply and AI editing tools have been invaluable to that process, although understanding the basic rules of grammar etc has definitely helped with that.

 

Would you describe yourself as a ‘cultured’ person?

As well as American Studies, I also studied English Literature at university, but I deliberately stayed away from courses that focused on medieval literature as I was much more interested in modern and contemporary literature. I definitely love literature, but I tend to prefer traditional story telling rather than experimental, hence the Victorian novels held more interest for me than James Joyce. For some reason, dialogue written without speech marks really jars with me – I find it pretentious rather than freeing.

        Being married to a man who watches more TV than reads books, I have to say that I’ve watched a lot more TV dramas and films over the past 15 years than I had before. Some of my favourite dramas include Lost, Homeland, The Crown and the wonderful BBC adaptation of A Suitable Boy.

        My second novel Home Truths with Lady Grey is probably the most ‘literary’ thing I’ve ever written with it being a very character-driven rather than plot-driven novel, but even then it’s written in a very accessible style.

 

 





How did the Covid pandemic affect you as a writer?

It didn’t hugely impact on me, other than opening up doors for more cross-border communication – for example, during lockdown I was part of a California based screenwriting group meeting online, which would never have been possible beforehand. I also wrote the complete first draft of T for Tolerance during lockdown, which was the quickest I’ve ever written one of my own novels (other than novels I’ve ghostwritten).

 

There is a lot of talk at the moment about political correctness, about the Woke movement, about cultural appropriation, about diversity. What are your thoughts on this, with regard to writing?

This is a very interesting question to me because I frequently write about other cultures in my novels. I always do so, however, from a place of respect and research. Either the cultures I represent are people I’ve spent a lot of time with, like the Cambodian girl I wrote about in my novel Lydia’s Song, heavily researched like the Iranian culture I wrote about in Home Truths with Lady Grey, or have first-hand experience of – like the mixed-race family in my novel T for Tolerance.

Research is not just about reading books, it’s also about talking to people from that cultural background or experience. For example, I have many Muslim friends so writing about an Iranian Muslim family was not too difficult for me, but I did want to check the specifics of the Iranian heritage stuff so, when I had feedback from an Iranian reader of mine that Home Truths felt authentic, I was very encouraged. One thing I’m not keen on is including diversity for the sake of ‘political correctness’ rather than diversity because it reflects the reality of the story. To my mind, that comes across as forced.

There can be a dark side to so called ‘Wokeism’ though and cancel culture is a part of that. My novel T for Tolerance explores what could happen if the tolerance agenda gets taken to its logical conclusion.







Thank you very much, Katherine!

 

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In September, I will showcase 

the wonderful poet

Jill Saudek

 

Not to be missed! 

 


Wednesday, August 16, 2023

BOOK REVIEW: Salome’s Wish by W.J.Worham



Salome’s Wish by W.J.Worham

This novel was written by the daughter of a friend, and I admit that this was the only reason I read it as I'm not generally interested in books based on bible stories. However, I enjoyed it and think it is worthy of recommendation, particularly to Christian readers. I have no religious faith, myself, though I am interested in the historical accounts of the narratives that underpin religions and the book fulfils that interest for non-Christians and atheists, as well as for Christian believers.

It is an interesting and engaging novel aimed at a YA audience, but readable by adults. The starting point of the story is Salome's famous request, at her mother Herodias's insistence, that she be rewarded for dancing at her stepfather Herod's birthday party by being given the head of John The Baptist on a platter. Worham then reimagines subsequent events, telling the story through the voices of Salome herself and Zeb, the brother of Jesus's disciples James and John. The reader witnesses the final days leading up to Jesus's crucifixion, and beyond, through their eyes, while also finding out more about life in that era for both the very poor and the wealthy and powerful.

The novel is easy-to-read, clear and well-researched. Wendy has a degree in Theology from Cambridge and a Masters from Kings College, London, so she knows what she’s writing about and her style is confident and assured. I found the use of modern colloquialisms combined with an occasionally rather stilted dialogue a little difficult at times, but I have read much worse examples, and the characterisation was generally adept and complex. Wendy is good at presenting her research in a natural way - she doesn't fall into the trap of tacking such knowledge and information onto the narrative in a contrived manner.

The narrative itself is fairly page-turning, and would appeal to young people who are interested in bible stories. There is something very compelling about seeing famous events through the eyes of minor characters, and this novel presents the well-known story in a way that makes it memorable and authentic. She brought the characters and events alive for me in a way you don't get from the brief accounts and references in the bible itself, but without the overwhelming complexity of detail and viewpoint that you get from longer 'literary' novels which feature bible stories from different perspectives, such as I, Claudius by Robert Graves, or the sometimes brutal or satirical tone of novels that consider Jesus's life and legacy such as The Gospel According To The Son by Norman Mailer or Julian The Apostate by Gore Vidal. 

This is not a groundbreaking novel. It does not present the reader with a new direction for their thinking or jolt people out of – or into –  conventional beliefs. But it doesn’t set out to do that sort of thing. It is an accessible account of a fascinating period of history, imbued by the author’s own religious beliefs. This novel does not set out to be a critique or an apologist for Christianity. It aims to tell an interesting story which is ultimately uplifting despite its darker elements. It is never preachy and would appeal to those less familiar with the Bible narrative. It would be particularly useful for students of RE at GCSE level, as it highlights issues of philosophy and politics relating to religious belief and historical accounts in a very accessible way. It is respectful of the Christian story, while presenting generally realistic characters with convincingly human responses to world-changing events.

There are some errors of the sort that always seem to be present in ebooks, but fewer than I’ve seen in many others I’ve read. Wendy’s style is accomplished and intelligent, and the novel is imaginative and fairly gripping, well-paced and well-structured, though I personally found it a little flat at times and struggled in the second half, finding myself skip-reading some parts. This was more to do with my own lack of time, however, than with genuine problems in the text. I think that, for the appropriate reader (a serious teenager with Christian beliefs, I would guess), this would be an excellent novel, and I would highly recommend it if you enjoy historical narratives with religious themes.

**** Recommended

Saturday, August 12, 2023

The Continuing Saga Of A Middle-aged Imbecile

Cleaning and Clothing


Irrespective of the words or images on the screens, which of the following Kindles do you think belongs to me and which to my husband?


     


I suspect that many of you would guess [correctly] that the second one is my husband's, particularly if you have a husband yourself. Why? Because it is filthy, the screen covered in vintage crumbs and greasy fingermarks. 

It isn't that I clean mine frequently - I'm not one of those people who is obsessed by screen hygiene - but I tend to blow off detritus and at least wipe off visible muck with a tissue or my hand before shutting it down. And I don't tend to drop crumbs over it, in the first place, even though I often read in cafes while eating. I've noticed that many men I know are really bad at keeping their technology clean, whereas they seem much more fastidious when it comes to their cars. Is this gender difference true in your house?

I have to give P credit where it's due, however. We've spent the last week or so giving our filthy house a really thorough clean, and he has definitely done his share of the work - probably more than his share, in fact. He does have a mischievous spirit, however. Some years ago I asked for a new wheat-bag heatpad for Christmas - you know, those things you can heat up in the microwave. He bought me one which was essentially a stuffed toy (Gromit, from Wallace and Gromet), and which is entirely useless as a neck/head warmer for when you have a bad headache, because it's the wrong shape. It has perched on the bedroom bookcase staring down at us in a slightly baleful manner ever since and I've been intending to get rid of it for years. So I finally told him to put it in the bag of stuff for the charity shop. Later, I emerged from the now sparkling-clean bedroom to see Gromit Baryshnikov performing on the barre:




The next morning I staggered to the bathroom, only to discover Gromit attempting to elicit sympathy from passing potential benefactors:



P seems incapable of doing many simple tasks, understanding simple instructions or remembering anything for longer than about thirty seconds. He claims this is because he is left-handed and dyslexic, but I have my own theories. He's always willing to help with household tasks, but his 'help' is often the kind you'd get from a ten-year-old. He has made misunderstanding simple, clear instructions into a fine art - unfortunately, when I'm stressed, my instructions sometimes tend to be along the lines of 'Put the thing on the thing'. Even worse, I sometimes just use random words - eg, I asked P this morning to 'Get the ironing board out of the bathroom' when in fact I meant 'Get the hair drier out of the drawer'. Miraculously, he understood this instruction, from context, though often he doesn't. My 'word salad' drives me crazy and my anger with my own brain unfortunately often gets transferred to anger with P. This is why we now try to each clean separate rooms, rather than happily sharing the cleaning of one room in a spirit of jolly cooperation, like people on an advert for paint.

While P does tend to be much more untidy and messy than me, I do tend to spill things down myself virtually every time I eat a meal. I've been known to return home after a lunch with friends looking like we've had a food fight. My friend, B, who has the same affliction, blames our breasts. 

At home, unless we have visitors, I've taken to wearing what I call my 'pyjamas' at mealtimes so the splashes, lumps, drips and smears are absorbed by them rather than by my public clothing. Don't worry - I don't wear these disgusting pyjamas in bed. I sleep naked, a fact which used to sound vaguely sexy and risque when I was in my twenties but now just seems eccentric and off-putting! It's one reason I dread ever having to stay overnight in hospital - I just don't possess appropriate night attire. I need to invest in a respectable nightie [not to mention new underwear], just in case I'm knocked down by a bus.

Another friend, T, recommends a bib for wearing while eating out, but I suspect that would be more embarrassing than just being covered in food. I suppose you could have glam ones made, with rhinestones and sequins for evening wear and 'lace tuckers' for lunch-time events, though I'm not absolutely sure what a tucker is. I think the phrase 'best bib and tucker' sprang to mind as I typed - presumably a tucker is an item of clothing that is tucked into something - I imagine into the neckline of low-cut frocks to protect ladies' modesty. So, if I'm right, it could act as a bib. And I'm all in favour of protecting my modesty, as I have so little of it.

The 'pyjamas' I mentioned earlier are an idiosyncratic suit of clothing that I would balk at revealing to even my closest friends. B, for instance, a woman of impeccable dress sense who wouldn't be seen dead slobbing about in the clothing I often wear at home, would be horrified. The bottom half consists of a pair of antique black jogging trousers (not that I've ever jogged in my life - I wouldn't know where to start) which I use for doing Silver Sneakers exercise videos. However, they are a bit too big, which is odd as I am currently fatter than I've ever been in my life and they are still loose round the waist, so when I first bought them it must have been like wearing a kingsize duvet (however, I can't remember ever actually buying them). Anyway, when I jump around, they tend to fall downwards to my hips, and that makes the legs fall downwards too so I end up tripping over the bottoms. A few months ago, in a fit of irritation, I chopped off the bottom few inches of each leg. I couldn't be bothered to sew a new hem, and one leg is shorter than the other, so I now look like Robinson Crusoe on his desert island, or a pantomime waif. Not to mention that the crotch is halfway down my thighs. Yes, I know I should have tightened the waistband rather than shortening the legs, but that's easy to say in retrospect. 

These delightful leg coverings are paired with a beloved old long-sleeved black t-shirt with a few buttons down the front - one of the buttons fell off years ago and has never been replaced, and another just opens of its own accord whenever it feels like it. In addition, the t-shirt is covered in splashes of acrylic paint as I went through a patch of wearing it to paint in. As if this were not enough sartorial elegance for one semi-retired woman to frighten the horses with, I sometimes wear woolly socks too [often odd ones, as the sock monster seems to have eaten one sock from every pair I own]. Well, my feet get cold, and the living-room rug is rather rough when you're exercising in bare feet.

If I was slim, I'd be more interested in clothing. B is always telling me I should wear more fitted clothing (as opposed to the baggy trousers and kaftan-type tops I prefer) to 'show off my shape', but she doesn't appreciate how unpleasant my shape is. I don't want to show it off. I want to conceal it. I can see the appeal of a burka. Anyway, I've recently joined Slimming World, so next time I'll let you know whether it's made any difference...