Tuesday, November 25, 2025

November's Writer Showcase: Nastasya Parker

 Nastasya Parker

I am pleased to showcase a writer originally from the USA this month. Nastasya is someone who has recently joined the 2020 Club, and whom I met online when I joined the WPG Club, another writers' group whose members give invaluable feedback on each others' creative writing. Nastasya is a fabulous writer which you can see for yourself in the sample further down - humorous, sensitive, imaginative. She's also a great resource for me when I set stories across the pond!




             Nastasya Parker           




Biography

Nastasya Parker writes contemporary fiction. She grew up in rural New Hampshire, the oldest of four children, splitting their time between lakes and books. Later, while pursuing a degree in Writing and Literature, she did a term abroad in the UK and a freak accident struck: she fell in love with a British engineer. She eventually emigrated to Gloucestershire, raising a child with the aforementioned engineer. She finds ample inspiration wandering the towns and hills there, although she sometimes longs for the northeastern U.S lakes and mountains.

She has worked in a few jobs, mostly in secondary education supporting students with special needs. She loves encouraging students and hearing their perspectives, but maintains those perspectives would be a lot more interesting if the curriculum was more varied and less exam-centred.

Nastasya’s first short story appeared in the 2010 Bristol Short Story Prize Anthology, and its young narrator surviving the Haiti earthquake inspired a student art exhibit in the Arnolfini Gallery the following year. Her work has also featured several times at Stroud Short Stories events, and in online magazines such as Funny Pearls, The Phare, and Perhappened. She has written three novels, including an irreverent retelling of the Creation myth from Eve’s point of view. Nastasya is currently querying agents on behalf of The Gospel of Eve while also working on a new novel and blogging about the ‘pieces of string’ from daily life that can be woven into larger stories.

Find out more about Nastasya and her writing at:

NastasyaParker.com 



River Frome at Capel's Mill, Stroud [photo taken by Nastasya Parker]






Abandoned mill is in Nastasya's hometown of Enfield, New Hampshire [photo taken by Nastasya Parker]









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Samples of Writing



Centuries, in Burnt Sienna


My sister devoured all history, beginning in the summer vacation when she was six. The century soon ending was Tabitha’s starter. She told me barbed wire cut her lip and toxic fumes tainted everything. Some of it was outer-space-cold, some burning-rainforest-hot.

         I was five at the time and unimpressed, particularly when she commandeered my Lego train bricks to show me what a concentration camp looked like. ‘Only it wouldn’t be these bright colours,’ she said.

         Then Tabitha ate the preceding century. The first tastes were all right: ocean salt and prairie grass. But it got worse. She choked on hot metal chains. Cotton stopped her tongue for a while, and she insisted if I didn’t see steam or coal smoke coming out her ears, I wasn’t looking hard enough.

         ‘Why would I look for that?’ I went back to playing Barbies.

         Tabitha was rubbish at Barbies. As soon as I got Cindy into a hot pink strapless gown and tiny gold heels, Tabitha snatched her away. ‘Those clothes are pointless.’

         ‘Nuh-uh, she’s going to a ball.’ I grabbed Cindy by her skirt, and the dress came off in my hand as Tabitha peeled it back.

         ‘That’s boring. She’s going West on the Oregon trail with the others, and at least three of them will die. She won’t even have toilet paper.’

         In September she went back another century, to make sure her new teachers recognised how smart she was. This wedge of history had nice spices and silken textures apparently, but ended with gunpowder singeing her throat and blades scalding her tongue.

         I didn’t look up from my colouring. Dad had brought home a whole printer paper ream, perforations on the sides, and I tried our jumbo crayon set on it. Some colours got only patches, some I gave great swathes.

         ‘April,’ Tabitha said, ‘you’re not even making anything.’

         ‘I’m making colours.’ I scowled at her and ripped off a side strip, slowly and menacingly.

         Tabitha ate two more centuries that school year. ‘It’s partly because there’s less available to read about them,’ she explained, ‘so I might as well do two.’ She had splinters of shipmast in her cheek and warm winds of exploration dispelled revolutionary smoke, until she uncovered blazes of execution. She grimaced at the sourness of disease, cruelty delivered in iambic pentameter. She wiped thick oil paint and plaster dust from her lips. ‘At least people did a few good things, too.’

         ‘Whoop-de-doo.’ I spun my homework book, unopened, on the kitchen table.

         ‘Don’t you want to improve your reading?’ my parents and teacher had said at the latest meeting. ‘You could be as talented as your sister if you tried.’

         While Mom and Dad positioned Tabitha’s report card on the fridge and she opened the encyclopaedia to learn more about Japan’s Onin War, I flipped to the back of the picture book assigned to me and drew clown shoes on the prince’s feet.

         In third grade, Tabitha gulped down at least a millennium, gritty with dirt and wriggling with jungle flavours from civilisations flourishing elsewhere, all awash on streams of Communion wine. ‘The further back I go, people find weirder ways to hurt each other,’ she told me, slumped on the stone wall, fingering a volume about human sacrifices in old Central America.

         I jumped with both feet into the pile of leaves Mom had raked in the back yard. ‘So why read that stuff?’

         ‘Everyone says people used to be good, and not obsessed with silly things like TV and shopping. I just haven’t found when they were actually better.’

        I rolled onto my back and made an angel, swishing my arms and legs, squinting through falling leaf matter at the cloudy November sky. ‘That’s what you get for listening to grown-ups.’ I let the leaf pile collapse over me. So many shades of brown on the ground, and greys in the sky. I loved them all, as much as the last yellows and reds grasping the trees, and the blue failing to elbow through the storm.

         Yet when I drew a November picture for school, using every hue of umber and sienna and chestnut and chocolate and charcoal I could find, my teacher said it wasn’t bright enough for the classroom display. ‘You couldn’t have coloured a sunny day?’

         I blew a raspberry at her and and walked out, taking myself to the principal’s office without being told. While he lectured me, I watched my frown reflected in his black shoes, shiny to the point of colourlessness. I drew sunny days sometimes. I just didn’t want to overlook grey.

         Tabitha ate as far back as she could. She finished elementary school with neolithic boulders in her stomach and saber-toothed tiger gristle in her teeth. By the time I joined her at the Junior High, she’d regurgitated everything she read, and the things once stuck in her throat muffled the teachers’ ears from hearing me. I slouched at my desk and doodled, ignoring assignments.

         Ivy League colleges courted Tabitha before she was sixteen. History had only been the first course; she was invited to an event Washington, D.C. and began devouring politics. ‘When we call something unprecedented,’ she said, ‘all this means is our contemporary human brains can’t grasp the magnitude of events, many of them tragic, which have come before.’

         ‘Right.’ I slid a pastel over my paper. I’d graduated from crayons but remembered all the names, reciting them in my head when I was bored at school or couldn’t sleep. When sleep overtook me, sometimes the colours married and birthed beautiful new hues I couldn’t recall in the morning.

         ‘Let’s talk about your goals,’ said the high school guidance counsellor.

         I kicked my metal chair legs and shrugged at the dingy floor tiles. ‘I’m going to refurbish an abandoned shed and call it Burnt Sienna. I’ll live there and do art with a puppy named Periwinkle and a pygmy goat named Ochre.’

         Meanwhile, Tabitha was a Model Congress star headed to Yale on a full scholarship. ‘It’s not enough to read everything,’ she informed me as if I were at risk of doing that. ‘I need the right letters after my name, so people will listen, and then maybe I can make everyone stop blindly swallowing reckless indulgences, as humanity has done since crawling out of the oceans.’

         I paused while painting in my left eyebrow. ‘Wasn’t crawling out of the ocean an indulgence in the first place?’

         ‘Of course. I’m not against progress, April; there’s not much in those earlier times I wish to return to. But history teaches that we’re not infallible, and a modicum of awareness is…’

         I smothered her justifications in a crackling cloud of hairspray. Tabitha choked. ‘You look like a sarcophagus,’ she snapped on her way out of my room.

         Whatever I looked like, boys enjoyed it. I experimented with at least a third of the boys in my class, allowing them space on the long printer paper roll of my life. A few bright ones I scribbled with briefly, but mostly they were greys and browns: C students driving beat-up Fords or Pontiacs and still imitating Kurt Cobain several years after his death.

         ‘Who are you looking for?’ Tabitha asked. ‘It’s not good for you, all this…playing around.’ After her first couple years of college, missing my high school graduation while interning at the Capitol, she visited home with a studious girlfriend.

         The girlfriend was listening politely while Dad showed off the refinished kitchen cupboards. Her hands, clasped behind her back, were chapped and fidgeting.

         I straightened my Craftworld tabard, on my way to eight hours of telling people which aisle had glitter pens, and arguing with expectant mothers about an extra half-inch of Winnie-the-Pooh fabric. ‘It’s not bad for me, either. You’ve found someone just as scared of the world as you are—congratulations. I don’t need to because it doesn’t scare me, since I wasn’t stupid enough to learn all about it.’

         But as Tabitha began her third year at college, the world got my attention. The store was quiet that Tuesday morning, just a few moms enjoying their regained time now kids were back in school. The manager rushed us through checking out their orders and locked the doors. On the computer in the back office we watched the first tower fall. The pixellated screen showed ominous greys roiling over the perfect blue sky, just a four-hour drive away.

         My parents were frantic. Tabitha had been visiting Washington, scheduled to fly home that afternoon. She was so extraordinary, you’d think the terrorists organised the whole thing to take Tabitha down. She was fine, of course.

         ‘Did you know this would happen?’ I asked when she called. Behind me, CNN repeated footage of bodies leaping past blue, disappearing into grey. ‘You must have read about precedents.’

         ‘Enough to know that what’s next is bound to hurt even more people.’

         She took a train home. We sat beside each other at the kitchen table with the newspaper in front of us. She guzzled the mini-biographies of the dead while I drank the faces in their many shades. ‘I don’t blame you for being mad at me.’ Tabitha clutched her stomach. I could taste what she did; I knew how bitterly the ash lingered, how warped rebar scraped her insides.

         ‘I’m not.’ I turned the page. More faces. ‘It wasn’t your job to stop this, Tabitha. You’re not that important.’

         I felt her relax next to me, her grip on her abdomen slacking. She stared ahead at the kitchen window, for once not swallowing every printed word placed before her. ‘Thanks. Sometimes I’m sad you don’t do art anymore.’

         ‘I do art. Yesterday I arranged the fabric paint shelf so all the tubes are in colour order.’

         It wasn’t enough now, though. I felt what Tabitha must have, most of her life: full of something I must somehow bleed out. I stayed up late, sketching those faces from the newspaper. Tabitha finished college, alternating between Yale and Washington. I enrolled in an LNA course to help at hospitals when the next attack came. It might be biological, nuclear… I tried not to doodle too much in my anatomy textbooks.

         ‘There won’t be more attacks,’ Tabitha informed me as the Taliban fled to their caves. ‘Great empires always extinguish external threats after an incursion. We’ll crumble eventually, but from within.’ She sighed over the phone from Washington, where she tried to schedule meetings and work her way up to talk to more important people. ‘The deaths don’t seem to mean much to them.’

         ‘They probably only read about things, they never ate it.’ My diagram of the circulatory system swam before my tired eyes. The body was portrayed in such garish colours.

         Again Tabitha thanked me, as if I’d said something profound. She reformed her whole Master’s thesis. Instead of some vast inedible mess charting humanity through history, it became a pedagogical work on making history’s lessons palatable for the War on Terror.

         She graduated with top honours in the winter. Mom made a big cave cake to celebrate, complete with fondant neanderthals and a strawberry bloom fire. I don’t think my parents read the thesis. I never got my bedpan-handling fingers on it either, my eyes done at the end of long shifts seeking veins and checking bedsores. We weren’t her target audience, anyway. Tabitha brought her work to the capital, delivering presentations in identical hotel conference rooms, treading cautiously around fleur-de-lys carpet patterns and politicians’ convictions. Wood panel polish fumes, waxy fruit, and civil servant cologne sustained her.

         Meanwhile the rest of the nation subsisted on a diet of beefed-up intelligence. The War on Terror expanded. At first I gobbled it up, as our parents did. I was ready for anything that would inject more meaning into my work, and apparently several former classmates were too. Boys I sometimes still met in Pontiac backseats hoiked up their trousers, cut their hair, and enlisted.

         Tabitha pried the notions from our jaws. ‘The confidence you see on TV—it’s different here,’ she noted. ‘They’re nervous.’ Beneath the shock and awe spices and the Mission Accomplished frosting, she detected resistance, from the flinty flavours of the Celts defying the Romans, to the poison vapours of the Iraq-Iran war.

         Twenty years after eating all of history, Tabitha changed her diet. She gorged on the Mesopotamian Arabic language in just one month, peppered by palatals and pharyngeals. She unhinged her jaws to gulp construction manuals, steadily imbibed security contracts, and spewed out funding pages. Then she left, to build her girls’ school near Mosul, including a teaching institute, sowing a scholarly crop on The Fertile Crescent.

         I visited annually to give courses on feminine health. Tabitha also had me lead art therapy groups. I supplied Crayola sets. Raw sienna was a favourite, and sea green. Tabitha and I watched sunrises over Ninevah on the opposite bank of the Tigris before each busy workday, days interrupted by power outages, updates on insurgency movements, or ‘friendly’ fire nearby.

         Tabitha was among the first to taste the changes in the musky air. She raised extra money for a compound, starting with huts for Yazidis and others fleeing from the West. Insurgency leavened and baked into a caliphate. Tabitha made an emergency trip to Washington but found no answers to sink her teeth into.

         On my last visit, I lay on my back by the Tigris. I waved my arms till they tingled, and I could barely indent the packed sand on its banks. It was grey-brown, the colour of falling asleep, and the sky a dim yellow-pink, obscuring any hints of which way the weather would turn. I remembered my childhood leaf angel drawing. I might occasionally have hoped, but never dreamed, that Tabitha and her home would one day be as unappreciated as I felt then.

         ‘Assyrians marched along here,’ Tabitha said, ‘And Babylonians, Persians, Turks and Mongols. This beach is ground down from seashells, you know.’

         ‘Maybe the same ones our ancestors wore when they crawled out of the sea?’

         She laughed. ‘They wouldn’t have had shells, silly.’

         Before I left I drew a shell for her on a sheet of construction paper, earthy umber on the outside but pastel pearlescent within. It was no match for the shells Daesh fired. Some of Tabitha’s students and their families escaped. She’d found homes overseas for a few of the already-orphaned, her old DC contacts finally proving useful at circumventing red tape. The so-called caliphate devoured priceless Assyrian artefacts, the remaining Christians and hundreds more, and my sister. It vomited more atrocities onto our screens, until my parents and I were glad Tabitha didn’t survive the first missiles. What came after looked worse.

         My grief was gritty and frantic, metallic and hot. The turmoil of my new daily life ground it down to a powder through which I moved in slow-motion. But I keep moving.

         I bought a mobile home and I’m taking a break from my hospital job. I make some money doing pet portraits, late at night, no bright colours necessary. Plus, Tabitha left me what she could. My parents found me a puppy I named Periwinkle, and in my trailer’s kitchen, I have a jar for loose change. I’m saving for a pygmy goat. The girls will love it.

         ‘Aunt April, Periwinkle tried to eat the cornflower crayon.’ Eskere brings me the crayon, its paper scraped away by canine fangs. Cornflower is her colour; we use it on the family calendar to mark Girl Scout meetings, drum lessons, and Yazidi holidays.

         ‘Crayons are good,’ Rahima says. ‘They make my teeth rub smooth together.’ Her Sunni holidays and dance classes are cerise on the calendar.

         Our calendar is also filled with therapy appointments and check-ups. The girls have gulped down English and have a healthy appetite for TV, but they still bear the teethmarks of loss and trauma. They may never call me Mom, but when they say ‘Aunt April,’ it sounds like spring green.

         ‘Don’t eat crayons,’ Eskere chides.

         ‘I just tasted it…’ They exchange Arabic insults not included in the guides Tabitha sent me, arguing as only sisters can. Black ponytails swish and hand-painted macaroni necklaces rattle.

         I step away from stacking lunchtime dishes. The sink is currently in use as a deep sea diving site for Barbies to investigate Lego Atlantis. We chose dolls in shades from tumbleweed to Van Dyke brown. They’re wearing evening gowns, plus hard hats to protect against sharks. We pass the afternoon cradling Periwinkle, watching for blue flowers sprouting from his tummy, because when you swallow something, you never know how it can change you.

 

Published in The Weight of Feathers, a Retreat West anthology edited by Gaynor Jones and released in 2021.

 


Everything Must Go

 

Fed up with maintenance issues and clutter, the Owner announced a Clearance Sale.

         Climate Change took her time browsing the merchandise. You’d think she wasn’t even there.

         Quick-tempered and preemptively covetous of anyone else’s gains, Disaster followed, along with his sister Disease. She made her vast selection with surprising speed for one so pale and yawning.

         Conflict, though never picky, gave the remaining wares a vigorous rattle before sweeping up discounted masses.

         Only the most elite items went unpurchased. The Owner looked on them with distaste. He should have known.     

         Climate Change lingered, fanning herself. ‘Tell you what, I’ll take the last lot and redecorate the place for you in exchange. I’m thinking high contrasting tones: some icy blues there, broiling orange-red here.’

         The Owner accepted the bargain.

         ‘You got your eyes on a new place?’ Climate Change asked as she set about her work.

         ‘I might stay and enjoy the quiet.’

 

        

Published as part of the 14th June 2024 FlashFlood from the National Flash Fiction Day blog - 

https://flashfloodjournal.blogspot.com/2024/06/everything-must-go-by-nastasya-parker.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

 

 



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Cirencester, decked out for Christmas [photo taken by Nastasya Parker]




And finally we come to The Big

 Interview, in which Nastasya kindly

 answers writing-related 

questions and lets us into 

some of her writing secrets...



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1.      How old were you when you first knew you wanted to be a writer, and what set you off down that journey?

 

Stories and books always had a massive pull for me, so much so that I started reading when I was 3 years old. I started in quite a dorky way: first, I counted all the times I found ‘the’ in books, then ‘there.’ By the time I’d reached a hundred or so ‘thens’, I stopped because I was too busy reading.


As for writing, I practised worldbuilding when I was young, incorporating my favourite characters with the plot twists I found most exciting. As I got older, my stories became a way to bring together real people I cared about that I was separated from, or places left behind, until I learned to truly cultivate my own ideas.

 


2.      Tell us about the books and writers that have shaped your life and your writing career. 

My parents read to us a lot. C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia were formative with their vast scope and underlying message. I found an abridged, illustrated copy of Little Women at my grandparents’ house and I loved Jo and her passion for writing.

One great thing about my American high school education was how much we read. With no GCSE exams to bother us, our upper-level English classes ploughed through at least twenty literary works per year. I loved the voices I read, from Jane Eyre to Catcher in the Rye. In university, I discovered writers like Kafka and Isabel Allende, taking in a mix of surreal contemporary literature and magical realism.

 


3.      Have your children, other family members, friends or teachers inspired any of your writing? In what way?

I had great storytellers in my family. My Grammy (that copy of Little Women must have been hers), my Aunt Laurel, my dad, my siblings—I have their voices fixed in my head because of the tales they recounted so well.

I do love featuring children or parent-child relationships in my stories since being a mum is my absolute favourite thing, even better than writing. My kiddo is quite grown up now and decided to settle in the U.S., so featuring the parent-child dynamic in stories helps me channel my motherly feelings a bit.

 

 

4.      How would you describe your own writing? 

My writing is contemporary in pace, incorporating some literary motifs and themes. There’s usually a warmth to it, and I do love crafting dialogue. My short stories often centre around a particular image and I follow a character through its relationship to that. Novels happen when characters are bigger than one set of images, when I can’t bear to be parted from them yet.

 


5.      Are there certain themes that draw you to them when you are writing?

There’s often a spectre of separation, due to being split between two countries I suppose.


View of the White Mountains from Mount Washington, New Hampshire
[photo taken by Nastasya Parker]


 

6.      Tell us about how you approach your writing. Are you a planner or a pantser? 

I do plan, partly to ensure I’ve come up with something exciting enough, something with enough push/ pull between needs/ wants, to be a full story. So I do some plotting, but I’m flexible as it develops. I also write many pages of character sketches. That’s a lot of fun. I like to consider what a character’s worst memory is, their biggest fear, their best memory, and strongest desire. Then I see how my story idea may align with those, and sometimes there are surprises.

 



7.      Are you, or have you been in the past, a member of any writing groups, online or face-to-face? 

 Online, I’m part of the Women Writers Network, currently on BlueSky, formerly on Twitter. 

https://www.womenwritersnetwork.com/.

We support and promote fellow creatives, hosting monthly discussions as well as author interviews, and we take turns running the BlueSky channel week to week.

 


Snail in the woods beneath Cam Peak, in Gloucestershire, where Nastasya now lives [photo taken by Nastasya Parker]


 

8.  What do you think about getting feedback on your work from other writers and/or non-writers? 

I’m also part of a couple of writing feedback groups. New insight into my work helps so much. When feedback is positive, it can absolutely turn my day around. I’ve learned to use negative feedback as a galvanising force.

I tend to see a story in my head, and especially if I’m trying to recreate a place I know myself, it might not come across clearly at first and feedback helps point that out.

Reading other writers’ work and providing feedback stretches me to troubleshoot. It forces me into a constructive mindset for when I tackle my own. We’d never want to discourage someone who allows us the privilege of reading their words—and it’s truly a privilege; I see a marvellous variety of projects. We ought to be constructive and encouraging to our own work, too.

 

 

9.  Where do you get your ideas from?

I scribble daily about events and thoughts from the day. Ideas can emerge from these reflections. Certainly, through my work in the local secondary school, I meet brave, frightened, struggling, inspiring students. Sometimes I see an interaction or hear a background detail and I wonder: what if it had transpired in a different way, or happened to a person with a different mindset?

 

Cam Peak with bluebells, in Gloucestershire.
[photo taken by Nastasya Parker]


10.  They say that successful writers need to be selfish. How far do you agree with this?  

This is something I’ve thought about a lot, especially when my kiddo was younger. A story idea would come to me so tantalisingly, I’d want to sink into it, inhabit it. Sometimes, I seemed to have no choice but to barely function through the fog of an imagined alternate reality. I did feel selfish when that happened. And I’m sure even now, my husband is not thrilled when I say, ‘I need to do lots of writing work this weekend.’

I think I’m pretty good at throwing myself into whatever I’m doing, though, and that goes for spending time with loved ones as much as for writing. Also, I plan my schedule meticulously. I’ll be doing chores after work every weekday to ensure I have time to write at the weekend, and I’ll cook meals ahead so no one is inconvenienced too much.

 


 

11.  Would you describe yourself as a ‘cultured’ person?  

I love a theatre trip or a museum visit to recharge my creative batteries and feel connected to something bigger than myself. For example, in the May-June half-term week off, I took an overnight trip to Oxford to see a wonderful, energetic touring production of Little Women, and spent hours looking at art and artefacts in the Ashmolean Museum. It’s so inspiring to see work others have created, in any medium, and to consider what inspired them.

Likewise, I do enjoy literary novels and sometimes feel I grow from reading them. But I appreciate writing of any genre, especially if it has that warmth, if there’s a spark of hope or tenderness to it.

Literature has inspired a couple of my stories that appeared in the online magazine The Phare. I did a reversal of Kafka’s ‘Metamorphosis,’ writing a story called ‘The Anthropomorphosis,’ in which a beetle bears the indignity of transforming overnight into a human. And ‘The Albatross of Albany High School,’ a story of a girl who’s survived not one, but two, school shootings. Her efforts to cope are intertwined with lines from Coleridge’s poem ‘The Rime of the Ancient Mariner,’ which she’s studying at her third high school:

https://www.thephare.com/ss/the-albatross-of-albany-high-school


 


12.  There is a lot of talk at the moment. in the publishing world and elsewhere, about political correctness, the Woke movement, cultural appropriation, ‘cancel culture’, ‘trigger warnings’, sensitivity readers and the importance of diversity. What are your thoughts on this, with regard to writing? 

It’s quite tricky. In my imagination and ideas-gathering process, my What Ifs know no bounds and I’m curious about any kind of life. I don’t want to leave out underrepresented groups from my work. But if I write about them as major characters, will I be making assumptions? If I keep them visible but not as major characters, are they sidelined?

Of course, my novel about Eve is entirely populated by characters with skin a different colour from mine. No blonde, blue-eyed prehistoric people there. But that was pre-race, so I think I can write about them without appropriation.

I’m in favour of content warnings. Because I’m quite sensitive, certain types of violence upset me terribly. For example, if I read something with a prolonged or gruesome execution, I will literally lose sleep over that, potentially for weeks. I believe life’s too short to do that to each other. If we can warn someone away from agony, why not do so?


 

Ricker Pond, Vermont [photo taken by Nastasya Parker]



Thank you very much, Nastasya, for such an entertaining and insightful showcase. 




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In September, I will be showcasing 

another fabulous writer: 

Jilly Stanton

Not to be missed!



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So far in this series, I’ve showcased the following writers:


Ruth Loten – March 2023

Jane Langan – March 2023

Beck Collett – April 2023

Ron Hardwick – June 2023

L.N.Hunter – July 2023

Katherine Blessan – August 2023

Jill Saudek – September 2023

Colin Johnson – October 2023

Sue Davnall – November 2023

Alain Li Wan Po – December 2023

Lily Lawson – January 2024

Philip Badger – February 2024

Glen Lee – March 2024

DHL Hewa - April 2024

Tonia Trainer - May 2024

Mike Poyzer – June 2024

Judith Worham - July 2024

Chrissie Poulter - August 2024

Adele Sullivan - September 2024

Lin De Laszlo - October 2024

Wendy Heydorn - November 2024

Elisabeth Basford - December 2024

Karen Honnor - January 2025

Sharon Henderson - February 2025

Gae Stenson - March 2026 [collaboration]

Dr Trefor Stockwell - March 2025 [collaboration]

Karen Downs-Barton

Pavitra Menon

Suzanne Burn

Cinnomen Matthews

Mai Black

Nicola Walpole

Nastasya Parker

[33 so far]


You can find all these showcases by scrolling back through the material on this blog.

Friday, November 14, 2025

Lou's Mid-Month Musings: It always comes in threes...The Wilford Curse

They say that bad things always come in threes, and it's true that the last three social occasions I've attempted have all gone wrong in some way or another. I don't mean they've been complete wash-outs, but the Wilford Curse has certainly struck on all three occasions.


1. Mrs Warren's Profession

My friend, B, and I went to see a live streaming of Mrs Warren's Profession by George Bernard Shaw at our local cinema about a fortnight ago. It starred the wonderful Imelda Staunton and her equally wonderful daughter Bessie Carter in the central roles of mother and daughter, and was streamed from a performance during the recent National Theatre production of the play.

B and I had planned to meet at her house and go in one car to the cinema. She assured me it began at 7.30, but to be safe asked me to get to her house by 6.50 so that we had ample time to arrive in a relaxed manner [ie, so we could buy ice-cream before the performance started]. 

Typically, I set off late - I'm always trying to fit in tasks like writing this column or doing prep for my teaching or writing reviews  of other people's work, between other tasks, and time often runs away with me. It was a Thursday evening, and as I drove frantically to B's house, I became increasingly stressed. I don't like driving when it's dark these days as I have cataracts in both eyes [they are invisible to the naked eye but still affect my vision] which make the lights of oncoming cars seem extremely bright and diffused. Also, between B's house and mine, there were FOUR traffic-light-controlled roadworks, and inevitably the lights were on red each time I approached them. I kept thinking 'I'll be there soon, and I can get into B's much more comfortable car and let her drive from there, so just a bit further...'. 

By the time I reached her house, I was extremely tense - my shoulders were stiff, my neck was beginning to hurt, and I was sweating as if I'd jogged the whole way. B was outside, on the pavement, which was unusual, and - as I emerged shakily from my car - she walked towards me and asked if we could go in my car as she had a very bad headache, which she'd had all day...

My heart sank. B does loads of the driving for our social events, and it was certainly my turn, but I felt so shaky and anxious that I was dreading the rest of the journey. I rarely drive into Rotherham these days and I had heard that the layout of the roads had changed. Anyway, I pulled myself together and we set off. B had to guide me part of the route, and I kept getting in the wrong lanes. I felt like I was driving too fast [though I think B felt I was going too slow as she's a much more 'assertive' driver than me], and I felt like I was making minor mistakes all the time. We did arrive at 7.20, however, in good time for the performance [we thought], and B's headache had gone off to some extent, probably due to the release of adrenaline as her fight or flight mechanism kicked in during the journey! Especially when I kept bouncing over speed humps and down potholes...

As we had ten minutes to spare [we thought], we decided to buy ice creams. One of my scoops was bright blue but tasted like raspberry and had tiny fish-shaped jellies in it, which was a novelty. As we entered the specific cinema in which the play was being screened, B said 'They'll be showing trailers for twenty minutes before the film comes on', but she was wrong. Inside, the auditorium was very dark and the play was obviously half-way through. It turned out it started at seven, not seven thirty, and they don't have trailers on before live- streamed plays. 

The cinema had a discount for couples, for some reason, so B had booked the tickets as if we were a couple, and that might be why our allocated seats were on the back row. So we had to climb up lots of steps in the dark, both carrying ice-creams, and feel for our seats with our hands. I immediately realised I had spilled virtually a whole scoop of ice cream down my front, and, when the lights finally came up, B discovered that she had done the same. So we walked out of the cinema trying to fasten our coats to hide the huge ice-cream stains across our breasts. Matters were made worse when I accidentally caught the seat-recliner button and my legs were suddenly lifted from the floor, making me let out a small yelp. I'd forgotten the cinema has reclining seats and I thought my chair was collapsing.





Though we'd missed the first half-hour of the play, we'd seen enough to judge it a good production, well-acted and full of sly discussions about contemporary social issues. The only odd note was the weird group of characters in their underwear or possibly Victorian night attire who kept appearing on stage for no apparent reason - I think they were meant to represent poverty-stricken women forced into prostitution by desperation, but it wasn't wholly clear. 

Unfortunately, I have now reached the age where I can't watch anything without trying to work out who the actors are and what else they've been in. This particular mental illness seems to kick-in around sixty. P and I spend most of every TV programme we watch trying to work out where we've seen the protagonist before - it used to irritate me when my mum or P's parents did this, but it appears to be an inevitable stage of growing older. I spent a lot of time during Mrs Warren's Profession being distracted by trying to decide whether one of the actors was Star Trek's Alexander Siddig [it wasn't - and, in retrospect, the actor didn't actually look much like him at all, even after I added several decades of ageing since Deep Space Nine aired] and which of the Glenister acting brothers was playing one of the roles [it was Robert]. I also spent quite some time firstly trying to work out who one of the other actors was, then realising it was the actor who plays Mr Molesley in Downton Abbey, the final film of which we had seen in the same cinema only a few weeks earlier, and who also turned up in the BBC series Riot Women recently, playing a pompous neighbour, a role he was born to play. I found out later that he's called Kevin Doyle and was also in Happy Valley and The Lakes. 

So, when you add that to our tardy arrival, and the fact I nodded off twice [the seats at Arc cinemas are really comfy - if only theatre seats were the same], I probably only saw about fifteen minutes of the actual play.

I was slightly less erratic when I drove home. I think the nap and the snack had calmed me down. Outside her house, B invited me in for coffee, which I declined on the grounds that it had been a nice date but we all know what 'coming in for coffee' means, and her husband was asleep upstairs. Also, P had texted me twice to ask when I'd be home as he'd prepared some food for me. But the main reason I turned down her offer to come inside, have a drink and sit on a comfy settee, was that I knew that we'd be talking half the night. The last time that happened, I lost the power of speech and B ended up spending the night at my house, though my mega-snoring prevented her getting much sleep [narrated in a previous post]. 

Two hours later, sitting in the car, we finally stopped talking. I might as well have just gone in, after all. B got out of the car and I drove home to try to pacify P.


2. Dobbies Garden Centre

At half-term, P drove me over to Stockport to meet my friend, D. I usually drive myself but I have recently lost my confidence driving [see above], and feel like I might accidentally drive off the Woodhead Pass into the reservoir, so P kindly offered to take me. 

We picked D up from her house and she suggested we go to a local Dobbies garden centre for lunch - P went to a nearby pub to have his lunch and do some marking. The reason I give you this information is to explain that we were dropped off at the garden centre, and had no way of going elsewhere without ringing P.

What we had foolishly failed to anticipate was that, it being half-term and Dobbies having a free kids' play area, the cafe was absolutely heaving with customers. The system was to get a table and then queue up to order the food, giving the staff the table number. D and I walked round the whole cafe but couldn't find a free table, though there were tables outside. We couldn't go elsewhere as we didn't have a car and neither of us wanted to disturb P who was probably, by this time, settled at a table, ordering his lunch and embarking on his marking. It wasn't the sort of place from where you could walk elsewhere in search of a cafe with a free table. So we decided we'd have to sit outside - it wasn't raining and was quite mild though there was a strong wind.

We got into the horrendously long queue for food, without realising at that moment that we needed a table number. Astonishingly, they actually did cheese and tomato sandwiches [I have bemoaned the fact that nowhere seems to make cheese and tomato sandwiches these days, elsewhere in this blog] so I cheered up considerably. Then D spotted some people leaving a table near the counter so she grabbed it, leaving me to order the food. She yelled to me that our table was number seven.

The queue to be served was excruciatingly slow because, as I realised several minutes into the wait, another - shorter - queue was forming at the till, in the opposite direction - this was a queue of people wishing to get their money back as they'd been waiting so long. A little middle-aged man in big glasses and a green apron was announcing to anyone who would listen that he was the General Manager and encouraging these people to form a separate queue to get their refunds. 

The woman on the till, who was very pleasant and deserves a medal, was attempting to serve this extra queue while also taking orders from the established queue. The woman in front of me in my queue had ordered three cappuccinos from the server behind the counter, who appeared to be just serving drinks, Food orders had to go through the poor woman on the till. This meant that the coffees that had been made by this server were going cold while we all waited for people in the other queue to get their refunds. At the till, the woman with the cold coffees asked if she could have three fresh coffees as the others were lukewarm at best by now, so this caused more delay. 

Anyway, I finally ordered our food, gave the table number, and was informed apologetically and with a great deal of embarrassment by the nice woman on the till that it would be 'at least an hour and probably two' before the food arrived. It was around one o'clock by this time, but I figured that D and I would be chatting all afternoon anyway so it didn't seem such a big deal. Back at the table, I told D how long the food would be and we both agreed that it was ridiculous - and then, like the shopkeeper in Mr Ben, the little man in big glasses and a green apron suddenly appeared and announced he was the General Manager. I felt like advising him not to keep admitting this as he was likely to get lynched, the way things were going. 

'You are right, it is ridiculous,' he said. 'We just didn't expect to be this busy and we don't have enough staff.' 

No, a school holiday and a free kids' play area - who'd have thought it would be this busy? I stopped myself mentioning that several people in the queue had told me it was often like this on school and Bank holidays. I wonder why they keep going there? D says the cakes are lovely, but to be honest I thought they looked dry and unappetising [I was wrong however as we discovered later].

Anyway, D and I settled down for a good chinwag, and when an hour and a half had passed, D went to the till to enquire after our food. She returned saying they were going to check. A couple of minutes later, the little man in big glasses and a green apron arrived at our table and sat down.

'I'm the General Manager,' he told us again. 

'We know,' we said. 

'I've got bad news,' he said. 'I'm afraid we couldn't find you.' 

'What do you mean?' I asked. 

'Well, the waitress tried to find you but she couldn't find your table.' 

'So, where is our food now?' asked D. 

'We've thrown it away,' he said. 'You didn't give your table number.' 

'I definitely did,' I said, feeling the red mist descend. I had low blood sugar and hadn't eaten all day.

The General Manager looked at me nervously. 'You can get yourselves some cake - on us, of course,' he said. 

'But why can't you just go and make us our sandwiches now?' I asked. 

'We've turned off all the appliances. We have to turn them off at a certain time.' 

'But you don't need appliances to make a cheese and tomato sandwich!' 

'The kitchen's shut now. The chef has gone home.' 

I found this difficult to believe and he obviously noticed as he hurriedly added: 'If you save your receipt, next time you're in here you can get all the things you ordered today for free.'  

'I won't be coming back here - I live in Yorkshire. And we can't go anywhere else as we have no car until my husband picks us up. Anywhere, nowhere else will be open now. We've been waiting two hours!' 

'Well, you can have what you want from the cake stand for free...' 

'And drinks too,' I insisted. 'No one wants cake without a drink.'

'Yes, whatever you want.' 

Unfortunately, I didn't really fancy the cake but I had the last almond croissant on the cake table and it was, if I'm honest, very pleasant. D had some nice-looking cake that she said tasted good. We had another coffee and were mildly pacified. 

But we were both affected by simmering outrage, and we told each other we wouldn't be going back there to re-order what we'd ordered today in order to get it free. I wanted my money back.

I scuttled across the room to where the little man in the big glasses was talking to a waitress and looking as if he was close to tears.

'I won't be coming back here, so can I just get my money back?' I asked.

'Yes, if that's what you want.' He looked like, if I'd pushed harder, we might have got two tickets for Wembley and the use of his mobile home in Filey for the weekend,  so I must have been looking very fierce. That's what low blood sugar can do to you.

'The General Manager told us we could a full refund,' I told the nice woman at the till. 'Because we never got our food.'

'What, even the drinks?'

'That's what he said,' I lied.

So, in one way, this was a satisfactory ending, but in another it was outrageous. We had a quick look at the overpriced tat in the actual garden centre, then rang P to come and collect us.

As we left the cafe, I noticed that our table was actually Number One, not Number Seven. It was in that fancy script that adds a little dash thingy on top which could make it look like a seven if you only gave it a cursory glance. And the fact that it was the table closest to the counter meant that, logically, it would have been at the start or the end of the table numbers, not number seven. But I don't blame D - she was stressed, and the place was loud and crowded and chaotic. It was an easy mistake to make.

And, let's face it, if there is an easy mistake to make, we'll make it.





3. Merlin

My third chaotic social event involves my friend B again, though this time she wasn't actually present. We'd bought tickets ages ago for a matinee performance of a Northern Ballet production called Merlin at the Lyceum in Sheffield, but B had selfishly caught a virus and was unable to attend. She was moaning on about having to get antibiotics as it was exacerbating her asthma blah blah blah...

Of course, I'm only joking. She was in fact very poorly and not moaning at all, even though it meant she had to miss a show she was looking forward to. You'll be glad to know she's on her way to a full recovery now.

Anyway, P agreed to go instead. He isn't exactly a ballet fan, but he can tolerate it, and at times really enjoy it, and - as he always says -  'Who doesn't like watching pretty girls in flimsy clothing performing mind-boggling dance moves?'. It did mean that he had to rearrange his own social calendar that day, however, as he was supposed to be meeting a friend for lunch. 



P drove us to Sheffield but absent-mindedly went the same route he uses for work, which was at least ten minutes longer than the route I'd have taken. This meant we had to run to get to the theatre. When we arrived, they did the usual bag-checking [they've recently added an extra layer: you have to cross your heart that you aren't carrying peanuts anywhere on your person]. Then we both needed the toilet, which is down a long flight of stairs. I was sitting inside a cubicle when a stern voice over the tannoy announced that the ballet was beginning in 'three minutes'.

We rushed to our seat, in the middle of row Q in the stalls, feeling hot and sweaty, and having to scramble past half the row of mostly elderly audience members, tripping over their bags, hitting them in the face with my shoulder bag and our coats, and apologising all the way.

We sat down. The lights stayed on. We bemoaned the fact that we hadn't had time to buy a programme. The lights stayed on. I expressed a mild curiosity about why two people who looked like stage managers kept running backwards and forwards into and out of a concealed door in one of the boxes. Philip tried to explain the Arthurian legend extremely quickly to me before the lights went down. The lights stayed on. I turned off my phone and tried to persuade P to turn his off, but he claimed it wouldn't disturb anyone and he couldn't get it out of his pocket easily. The lights stayed on.

'Surely it's been longer than three minutes since we were in the toilets?' I said, eventually. 'What time is it?'

'Don't know. Can't get my phone out of my pocket.'

'Haven't you got your watch on?'

'I forgot.'

'Bloody hell, P!'

Several elderly women near us tutted quietly.

'Well, you haven't got yours, have you?'

In the end, I looked over the shoulder of the lady in front who was looking at her phone and saw it was 2:13. The performance was due to start at 2.00. 

At 2.30, they announced they had been having a technical difficulty which had now been resolved, so the performance was about to begin. Five minutes after that, it did so.

It has to be said that the ballet was wonderful. B sadly missed a great show. The sets and costumes were magical. The scene where the undersea gods and goddesses danced was enchanting. The ballerina who played Morgan La Fey was superb. The dancer who played Merlin himself was brilliant. Best of all, they had puppet hounds and a puppet dragon!

Nevertheless, I still couldn't make out what was happening most of the time. 

At the interval, we managed to get a programme and discovered that Northern Ballet had taken a degree of artistic license with the narrative, so P's synopsis had been misleading. The second half was easier to follow.

We also bought ice-creams in the interval [I blame B for this - she's an ice-cream addict and has led me astray. I never used to eat or drink in auditoriums], though my mint choc chip one tasted like Colgate Whitening toothpaste and was utterly disgusting [though it cleared out my sinuses].

I returned to our seats before Philip during the interval but went down the wrong row, TWICE. I also went down the correct row twice as I failed to recognise my own coat. Fellow audience members, seeing that I was obviously a certified moron, tried to help, though some were clearly annoyed by my meanderings. I heard the tut I'd heard earlier when I swore, which actually helped me locate my seat in the end.

I had booked a restaurant, Grazie on Leopold Street, for after the matinee performance. I booked this specifically because B had once mentioned she fancied going there, so it was a pity she didn't get to try it out. I had seen a YouTube video in which a young man ate there and reviewed it in glowing terms. It is owned by a Puglian family and they make their own pasta. As the play began half an hour late, it finished late too and the restaurant wasn't quite where I thought it was, so we arrived sweaty and breathless. It was one of those days.

The menu had a whole page devoted to different shapes of pasta. There were tiny pictures of the pasta, followed by a generic description of it, and then a specific description of how Grazie served it. There were very few of the types of pasta with which most people here are familiar, such as penne, rigatoni, spaghetti, linguine, farfalle, etc. Most of the pasta shapes were new to me. They did have ravioli, however, and the generic description said something like 'Small parcels, stuffed with various fillings, and usually served with a sauce or broth'. Below that, it said 'Squid ink, filled with [and then there followed what seemed like a very extensive list of ingredients]'. I was fascinated to see how they could fit all these things inside a ravioli, but it didn't seem obvious to me how Grazie's ravioli was served. Did it come with a sauce or a broth? Was the squid ink in the pasta or served as a sauce? The waiter spoke very little English and, when asked what kind of sauce or broth the ravioli came with, he simply read out [badly] what it said on the menu like a five year old reading to his teacher. I'm not sure why he thought that having an Italian man who spoke very little English read out a few sentences he could barely pronounce, when I was perfectly capable of reading it myself, and had already done so, would help. 

Anyway, I decided to go for it, despite the fact that it cost more than £25. P's basic ragu sauce with some sort of frilly pasta ribbons cost about £19, and that was definitely something I often cook at home. We both felt the prices were high - it was only pasta, after all. Yes, it was homemade, but is that really so much better than the stuff you can buy for a couple of quid in Aldi? And the portions were small. There were five ravioli in my dish. 

The squid ink had been put into the pasta itself so the ravioli were black, and sitting in what seemed to be both a sauce and a broth. It is difficult to say what flavour the sauce was except that the first two mouthfuls were almost unbearably salty. I was on the verge of psyching myself up to complain when suddenly the excessive saltiness seemed to transform into deliciousness. It was as magical as the ballet had been. I couldn't taste any of the plethora of ingredients the menu claimed were stuffed into each ravioli, or in the sauce/broth, but it was actually one of the nicest pasta dishes I've ever eaten. P enjoyed his too, but said he thought it was over-priced for what it was. We each had a glass of the house red - I asked for a small one and P asked for a medium, which was confirmed by the receipt, but when the glasses arrived they were exactly the same size with the same amount of wine in each - we don't know whether we got a bit extra or a bit less, but each glass had a different price despite being identical in volume.

We finally got home and decided that, by our standards, it had been a good day out.

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We had a more successful social event during the half-term break - one of our bi-annual Feasts with The Master. This time it took place at Shire Oak Manor and I was cooking a French Feast. I served Ardennes pate, confit de canard with dauphinoise potatoes, and cherry clafoutis. We drank too much French wine while listening to a medley of French popular music, and watched past episodes of Would I Lie To You? until late in the evening. This is how 'old people' party, apparently.  




P looking extraordinarily camp











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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

November Writing Prompts: numbers

Choose a date by using your mother's age when she gave birth to you, your favourite month of the year in numerical form, and the year when some big historical event happened. Mine would be:

23/09/1066


a) Use the date you've come up with as the title of your story, making it an important element in the plot. It doesn't have to be connected to the historical event you thought of, but it could be - you could tell part of a well-known historical event from an unusual viewpoint perhaps. Or the historical event might be the background to a domestic drama or a romance, or the cover for a crime.


b) Use the eight numbers you came up with as a bank account number, and write a story which involves that account - a theft, something that happens to the owner of the account, something nefarious or unusual that the account is used for. Alternatively, it might be the reference number for some other sort of important thing - a safe, a safety deposit box, a digital passcode. You could shorten or lengthen the number as you please. 

 

c) Turn it into a telephone number and make that an important element in your story. Whose number is it? Why is it significant in your story?


d) think up other ways a number could be the inspiration for a story. A dress size, someone's Body Mass Index or weight, a specific wedding anniversary, a house/apartment number, a lottery number, the height of something, a passport number, a NI number, a teacher's DES number, a TV/Radio channel or frequency, a lucky number, the number of petals on your favourite flower, the number of countries you've lived in...etc.. Incorporate this into a story or, better still, make it central to your story.


HAPPY WRITING!







TV Reviews: My current favourite five programmes

MY SIX FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMMES OF RECENT MONTHS:


5. Celebrity Traitors



The Celebrity Traitors is a spin-off of the British version of the television series The Traitors, first broadcast on BBC One on 8 October 2025. It is presented by Claudia Winkleman. I watched it on iPlayer.

I am not generally a fan of either game shows or Reality TV, and I don't usually find that the addition of celebrities improves either. However, on this occasion, the celebrities improved the show.

I watched the first series of The Traitors in order to pacify my mum. We rarely like the same sort of TV shows. She's a huge fan of the Britain's-Got-Strictly-On-Ice-in-Big-Brother-I'm-A-Celebrity type of TV offering, while my idea of a game show is Taskmaster, WILTY, QI, University Challenge and Only Connect, and I generally avoid Reality TV altogether. So I am rarely able to chat about TV to her, which is a pity as I think watching TV is the main source of entertainment for many older people and being able to chat about it makes them feel less isolated. So I watched the first series of The Traitors on iplayer, skipping through the particularly dull bits. I found it mildly entertaining though I skipped much more rapidly through subsequent series, and haven't discussed those with her.

Anyway, when I heard that Stephen Fry was going to be a contestant on the recent Celebrity Traitors series, I decided it might be worth a watch. The celebrities were generally more well-known [by P and us, anyway] than the usual run of people who are dragged out for sleb versions of popular shows - Fry, David Olusoga, Jonathan Ross, Mark Bonnar, Clare Balding, Kate Garraway, Joe Wilkinson, Celia Imrie, Alan Carr, Nick Mohammed, Paloma Faith, Lucy Beaumont, Charlotte Church, Tom Daly, Joe Marler. There were still some we had no idea about, however [Niko Omilana? Cat Burns? Tameka Empson? Ruth Codd?], but the programme has brought them to our attention.

Both P and I found ourselves thoroughly enjoying the show and becoming quite invested in the outcome. No, we didn't engage in the apparent multitude of social media discussions about the show, and I found the bits where they just show endless extracts from what are presumably lengthy discussions between the contestants quite boring. In fact, I actually fell asleep during some episodes, several time. Nevertheless, somehow the show was more interesting when you know most of the contestants. Joe Marler has become my crush of the year. 

I enjoyed the imaginative challenges they all faced. I found it amusing how no one appeared to take any notice of Stephen Fry's sensible, calm and intelligent suggestions despite frequently stating that he was a 'genius'. Fry isn't a genius - on QI, he has the answers to the questions on cards in front of him, you know! - but he is certainly clever. P and I enjoyed speculating about how little Claudia Winkleman weighed and how she seemed to be getting thinner all the time, while her feet grew bigger, and her dress sense more ridiculous with every show. I actually like Claudia - I think that, for a TV presenter, she seems surprisingly genuine and natural in her responses, and has an infectious giggle.

Like the ordinary Traitors, this sleb version might wear thin quickly, but I could probably manage at least one more series, if they could get the same quality of celebrities.

And my mum and I both predicted that Alan would win, from around episode three!

**** FOUR STARS


4. Film Club




Film Club is a British TV sitcom, written by and starring Sex Education's Aimee Lou Wood.  Kaos's Nabhaan Rizwan also stars. It premiered on 7 October 2025 on BBC Three. I watched it on iPlayer.

This is an original and sensitive little drama, described as a 'sitcom' but to be honest, if you're looking for laughs, it isn't the best thing to go for. The humour is subtle and quirky. Personally, I found Suranne Jones [as the mother, Suz] the funniest and most compelling character.

I found this tale of a young woman, Evie, who is recovering from an emotional breakdown, frequently poignant and occasionally uplifting. Having found herself sitting on the road outside her family home, Evie is taken inside by her mum and has been living there for some time when the story begins. She uses the garage to have weekly 'film club' get-togethers with three close friends from university, one of whom is an old flame, Noa, about whom she still has strong feelings. Decorating the room, dressing in character and showing the chosen films is something she and her friends used to do at university and it seems to calm Evie. It is an outlet for her creativity, and she and Noa know the films they show so well that they can quote them, in character, and often do. 

Evie has a serious boyfriend, the apparently perfect Josh, a young man who gets on very well with Evie's mum and sister and treats Evie with great sensitivity and kindness. However, it turns out he has a secret. Evie also has a sister, the rather sullen dog-lover Izzie. 

What I liked about this is the way it subverts the genre. It seems to be a heartbreaking love story, but then undermines the conventional cliched resolution of such a tale. Evie is surrounded by people who love and value her, but she doesn't really recover until she starts to love and value herself. Her friends seem to have outgrown the film club, but in fact it is helping them too. And there is a small but perfect recurring cameo from Owen Cooper, the young actor who was so excruciatingly upsetting in Adolescence. In Film Club he plays a baby-faced drug dealer who turns up with his mate on pushbikes every so often to verbally spar with Evie. It is weird but engaging. 

The story is focused mostly on Evie but the other characters, particularly Suz, Evie's mother, have their own lives rounded out to some extent. This breaks the love-story convention that all the bit-part players simply exist to be supporting roles for the main character, with no independent lives of their own. 

I enjoyed this much more than I expected to.

**** FOUR STARS


3. Road Trip




The Road Trip is a comedy-drama from 2024 which I watched on Paramount+ recently.  

It stars Emma Appleton as Addie, a young school teacher, and Laurie Davidson as Dylan, the young man she fell in love with while working as a housekeeper in a Spanish villa a couple of years earlier. She, her sister Deb, Dylan and his best friend Marcus, plus Rodney [played by Celia Imie's son Angus Imrie], a young man who has organised a lift via social media, journey together in an old camper van to the wedding of two friends in Malaga.

It is aimed at a young audience, but is still an engaging drama for all ages. There is genuine humour in this story and the characters are well-drawn, though there are some cliched moments. The best thing about it was the way it was structured. The 'present day' road trip itself was a series of misadventures which helped the five central characters [and the audience] learn more about each other. The backstory of Addie and Dylan's relationship is told in flashbacks, with occasional switches to the pov of other characters. Addie's story is privileged above the others, and actually I would have liked more about the 'gang'. This might be a device to keep enough back for potential future series, though I haven't heard about a new series being made.

This is a more conventional romance than Film Club, and occasionally the various obstacles preventing Addie and Dylan from getting back together are a little forced, but it is well-paced, with good dialogue, attractive actors and lovely scenery.

**** FOUR STARS


2. Leonard & Hungry Paul



Leonard and Hungry Paul is an Irish comedy-drama series for RTÉ and BBC Northern Ireland. Released on 17 October 2025, it is an adaptation of the novel of the same name by Rónán Hession.

This is a weird but perfect little drama, acted beautifully by Alex Lawther [Leonard] and Laurie Kynaston [Hungry Paul]. Leonard and Hungry Paul are best friends, both young introverts. Leonard is the more 'normal' of the two, a young man with potential as a writer who works for a publishing firm, ghost-writing children's non-fiction books for his selfish boss. His mother has recently died. He embarks on a sweet but awkward romance with Shelley [played beautifully by Derry Girls' Jamie-Lee O'Donnell]. Meanwhile, Hungry Paul works on his silences, visiting elderly people in the local hospital, working one morning each week as a postman, winning a prize for best slogan, and eventually getting a job as Marketing Manager for a local mime group. Yes, it's that sort of weird. Laurie Kynaston is actually English, I believe, but he was completely convincing as an Irishman, channelling Andrew Scott perfectly.

The sitcom is narrated by Julia Roberts [yes, the Julia Roberts] in the style of a Wes Anderson movie. The series resembles Anderson's films in its peculiarity and its quirky humour too. Hungry Paul's mum always thought her son was like a sunfish she saw in an aquarium, swimming round keeping his thoughts to himself, letting life happen without interfering with it too much, and she allows him the freedom to be like this and develop in his own odd way. At one point she says about another mother 'Well, she didn't have a sunfish, did she?' - at least, that's how I remember the line. That has stuck with me for some reason and has begun to sound like a profound existential insight that I now intend to use in my own life. 

I was drawn to this series by its unusual title [I still don't really know why Paul is known as Hungry Paul], and I was drawn in immediately. It pivots beautifully between pathos and humour. It is essentially the story of a quiet, deep, good-hearted friendship between two weird but lovable misfits, which plays with the distance between narrator and character, and between watcher and character, with great skill. Unusual, original, warm-hearted, unflashy, mildly comic and Irish. What's not to like?

***** FIVE STARS



1. Riot Women



Riot Women is a 2025 British television series written by Sally Wainwright and produced by Drama Republic. It stars Tamsin Greig, Joanna Scanlon, Lorraine Ashbourne, Amelia Bullimore and the utterly fabulous Rosalie Craig. I watched it on iPlayer.

Five women in Hebden Bridge decide to form a punkish rock group for a charity talent competition, and they turn out to be pretty good. But that is only a device to hang the story on. A big part of the narrative is the strong friendship and mutual support that develops between these women. Another strand is their fight against the misogyny in modern life - institutional misogyny in the police force, domestic violence, criminal gangs, football hooligans, judgemental neighbours, sleazy in-laws...

Joanna Scanlon plays Beth, a music teacher in a local school, who is trying to commit suicide when the series begins. Beth's adopted son is married and lives elsewhere, rarely visiting her, and her husband left her for somewhere else. Meanwhile, pub-owner Jess, played by Lorraine Ashbourne, has been learning to play the drums and wants to start a band. She has problems with her daughter who is having a relationship with Ines, a woman who was once Jess's close friend but they fell out some time ago.

Holly [Greig] and Yvonne [Bullimore] are sisters, Holly a recently retired police officer and Yvonne a midwife. Holly is aware of misogyny and corruption within the local police force but struggles to do anything about it. Holly and Yvonne have a mother with dementia played by Anne Reid.

Rosalie Craig is Kitty, a deeply damaged younger woman who can sing. She first appears in a supermarket where she is drunk and threatening violence and Holly has to arrest her. It turns out that Kitty is the daughter of a local gang boss, now in prison, and had a traumatic childhood. She has spent time in prison and is unstable, frequently drinking and taking drugs. She is also a victim of domestic violence.

I won't say more about the plot as it would spoil it for you. 

This is classic Sally Wainwright material. If you liked Happy Valley, you'll probably love this. P and I began watching it half-heartedly but were completely hooked by the end of the first episode. We could overlook the implausible coincidences, and the fact that this and Happy Valley together present a portrait of Hebden Bridge and its surroundings as being a terrifying place full of hideously violent, women-despising men, which I'm sure it isn't really. But I've decided that Sally Wainwright is my favourite TV writer.

'Riot Women' has been the best thing I've seen in ages. If you don't like screen violence or swearing, don't watch it, but you'd be missing out on something very moving, often funny and completely compelling.

***** FIVE STARS