Wednesday, March 27, 2024

March's Writers' Showcase - Glen Lee

 Glen Lee

So far in this series, I’ve showcased the writers Ruth Loten, Jane Langan, BeckCollett, Ron Hardwick, L.N.Hunter,   Katherine Blessan, Jill Saudek, Colin Johnson, Sue Davnall, Alain Li Wan Po, Lily Lawson and Philip Badger. You can find all these showcases by scrolling back through the material on this blog.


Our third showcase of 2024 turns the spotlight onto writer Glen Lee.  Glen is a writer of fiction who studied for an MA in Creative Writing with the Open University, graduating in 2020, and subsequently became a valued member of our alumni writing group, The 20-20 Club. As you will find from the material below, Glen is an experienced writer who takes her work seriously. I can attest from personal experience that she is also a generous giver of excellent, useful feedback to other writers.



Glen Lee

Biography

Born and bred in Leicestershire, Glen has been writing for over 20 years: poetry, short stories, articles (often local history).

She’s had short stories and poems published in magazines and the small press, and received prizes in competitions.

She runs two writing groups and has an MA in Creative Writing. Loves to read, write, and travel.

[Find out more about Glen in the questionnaire section below]




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Borobudur, Java [photo provided by Glen Lee


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Below, you can read a story by Glen about prejudice, intolerance and compassion.


Let Them Perish 

Her hand bled, gashed on the hovel’s doorframe when I pulled her away. She shouldn’t have resisted arrest. 

My name is Edward. I was the village constable for Whetstone, and when the Justices handed me a warrant, I carried it out. Felons, poachers, drunks or dissenters, it made no difference. Arresting Quakers was part of my work.

Papists and dissenters threatened the new ways Our Lord Protector had brought after years of war. All I wanted were quiet times in which to bring up my children and, finally, God’s peace had been restored. My work was to keep that peace.

I dragged Elizabeth to the cart. She’d refused to pay her tithe to the Church. She’d be fined five shillings for a first offence and held in Leicester gaol until her possessions were sold to pay the fine.

Grasping her bloody wrist, I pushed her onto the cart and tied her hand to the rail. I noticed how cold was her flesh, the brown spots that covered her arms and the thinness of her claw-like fingers. She wouldn’t be long for this world. Let her answer to her Maker, I thought, turning back to her hovel which stank worse than my cow barn. I gathered her bedding and clothing into a bundle. She had a ladle that might be worth a few pennies but there was little else of value. I doubted her possessions would fetch a shilling at market and took everything. If her Quaker friends didn’t pay the extra to cover her fine, she’d most likely die in prison. It wasn’t my problem 

When I gave her into the care of a sullen gaoler, Elizabeth said, ‘Thank you, Edward.’

The following day, Sunday, the Priest handed me a warrant as I was leaving church.

‘I know it’s the sabbath,’ he said, ‘but God’s work never ceases.’

An illegal gathering of Quakers had been reported and I hastened to the house named by the informer. Through a window, I saw many of my neighbours. Everyone was sitting in silence. It was unnerving, but with God as my witness, I strode inside and grabbed the arm of Nicholas Pawley. We’d played together as children and I couldn’t understand how a boy who’d loved stealing apples from the Kenney’s trees, could have fallen so low.

Nicholas turned his face to me and smiled. ‘Greetings, Edward,’ he said, his voice calm.

Before I could arrest him, a company of soldiers rushed in, brutally scattering those people who stood or sat in their way. A man was dragged from their midst. One soldier screamed at him, calling him a preacher and blasphemer.

I knew of this man. George Fox, the man responsible for this Quaker contamination. He didn’t look dangerous, more like a shepherd in his sombre garb than an enemy of the realm. How could such a meek-looking person have the power to spread the poison that had rolled through my village like a disease?

I lost Nicholas in the commotion but arrested many other Quakers, as did the soldiers. My neighbours, bruised, dirty and dishevelled by their rough handling, were taken before the Leicester Justices the following day. Their protests about ill-treatment were ignored when they refused to take the Oath of Loyalty and they were straight-away gaoled. It was what they deserved. I’d carried out the Lord’s work and my knuckles were sore.

In my dreams that night, Nicholas and I climbed trees. I threw apples at feeble Elizabeth and laughed when Nicholas tried to stop me.

‘We’ve thrown acorns at pigs,’ I said. ‘What’s the difference between that and throwing apples at Quakers?’ 

The following week, on the evidence of the informer, John Smith, I arrested Nicholas for attending an open-air meeting. Justice Cole gaoled him until a fine of ten pounds was paid. The warrant called for the seizing of goods, to be sold to pay the fine. 

The morning after the trial, I heard a loud banging. My wife was frightened to find Smith on our doorstep, a cudgel in his hand. Smith was a dangerous man and threatened me saying, if I didn’t complete the warrant immediately, I’d be fined and gaoled.

I hurried to Nicholas’ house to take his only cow, while Smith made sure all the Pawley corn was threshed before being taken too. Emma Pawley stood and watched, her children in a quiet huddle round her skirts.

I hesitated, but in justice had to say, as Smith thrust a loaf into my hands to put on the cart, ‘If we take everything, the children will starve.’

‘I don’t care,’ he said with a harsh laugh. ‘The fault is their father’s. The sooner this Quaker scourge is wiped put, the better.’

Walking into Leicester with Nicholas’ cow, I considered the madness in which I was involved. I was an honest man, went to church and hated dissenters, but Smith worried me. I’d overheard him telling the Priest, ‘Pawley were preaching when I first saw ‘im.’

Smith received a third of every fine. This wasn’t the first false accusation I’d heard, and it meant Nichola’s fine had been doubled. The priests and the Justices surely knew what was happening. Maybe it was expedient to ignore false witness?

The cow sold for twenty shillings, which the Priest would distribute. I asked him what would become of the poor man’s wife and children.

‘Let them perish together,’ the Priest said. 

I worried that my church had abandoned the second commandment.

At home, I found two jugs of milk in the scullery and with my wife’s blessing, took one to the Pawley’s home. Emma opened the door, invited me to enter. There was bread on her table and apples. I put my jug with them. Her parents were there, her children and some of our neighbours, sitting in silence. Everyone smiled at me.

In a home where I expected misery, there was peace. Where I thought to find starvation, there was the bounty of neighbours. Where I would have expected hatred towards me, I found only friends, and sympathy.

My name is Edward. I am a farmer. I am a Quaker.




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Borobudur, Java [photo provided by Glen Lee



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And finally we come to The Big

 Interview, in which Glen kindly answers 

writing-related questions and lets us 

into some of her writing secrets...

 

How old were you when you first knew you wanted to be a writer, and what set you off down that journey?

Fifteen maybe? O Level English. We were given the task of inventing an isolated island and had to imagine the people and the flora, fauna, customs etc.

 

Tell us about the books and writers that have shaped your life and your writing career.

I always think of Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World as my first inspiration. That led easily into Ray Bradbury, particularly Fahrenheit 451.

Other worlds, other peoples, other customs: John Wyndham (The Chrysalids) and John Christopher (Death of Grass) led from Ray Bradbury to a love of utopia/dystopia. My dissertation for my BA was heavily grounded on such texts as Marge Piercy (Body of Glass), Thomas More (Utopia), Plato (Republic), Yevgeny Zamytin (We) and George Orwell (1984) - and science fiction, such as Philip K Dick (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep), Ursula Le Guin (The Dispossessed) and David Brin (The Postman).

For my MA, I relied on my travels (age 15 to now) and the journals I kept. The work of authors in that field underpinned my more meagre efforts: Bill Bryson, of course, and the incredible Dervla Murphey, introduced to me by the Open University by a reading from ‘Eight Feet in the Andes’.

The nonsensical has always attracted me too. Terry Pratchett is top of the list.

 

Have your children, other family members, friends or teachers inspired any of your writing?

My initial answer was ‘No. I’ve had no mentors’. But then I thought of Bead Roberts. I have attended her workshops for writers in Leicestershire for many years and learned to trust her praise and her critiques. And now we both attend Phoenix Writers in            Leicester, and I am still getting the benefit of her praise and her critiques, only this time, for free.

 

Does the place you live now, or have lived in the past, have any impact on your writing?

I’ve lived in Leicester. I’ve lived in Johannesburg. They are polar opposites. I can’t say my writing changed with my change in venue, except, hopefully, it’s improved. Every     day is a new day. New challenges, new adventures, new people. I hoover them all up, absorb them, use them.

Is there a particular place in which I am inspired? I have travelled a lot. I was ten in 1956 when David Attenborough explored the island of Java in his quest for the largest lizard in the world. The black and white TV documentary of his adventures transported me from Leicester to ... elsewhere. He filmed ‘Not only animals but also the people and their everyday life’. I wanted to follow in his footsteps. How could I ignore the call? I trusted him. He is a Leicester lad.


He described the 8th century Buddhist temple of Borobudur, an unpronounceable enigma to me for over half a century until John and I visited Java in 2013. We made our way up the nine platforms to the top, the tenth level, and walked three times round the huge, ornate dome; once for peace, twice for success, three times for happiness. It was hot, 90 degrees, but we did it. I became badly dehydrated. Less ‘happy,’ more ... ‘wobbly.’


Terry Pratchett’s Discworld; bright colours, inexplicable smells and bizarre characters. Not everywhere is like its capital, Ankh-Morpork, but I’ve found glimpses of it during my wanderings across the globe.

           

We’ve travelled the world with an organisation called Friendship Force (FF), experiencing other cultures from the inside looking out. You can’t learn a culture’s complexities in a week, read the codes of behaviour or its nuances, but you can begin to see beyond the differences that divide people. We’ve visited people all over the globe, staying in their homes, eating with them, laughing with them  and others have come to stay with us.

           

Travel certainly has had a major impact on my writing. My MA was a personal essay about my family, politics, my love of flying and my travelling.

           

I can write at home, or in the passenger seat of the car, or huddled in the window seat of a plane. In all these places I can find the one place I need. Even with radios blaring          or children crying, I can find the solitude to let an idea creep in and once it does, it        hits me over the head and shouts, ‘Me! Write about me!’ So I do.

 

How would you describe your own writing?

I hope my style is different when I’m writing a murder or a          violent scene to that which I use when I’m writing tongue in cheek.

 

Are there certain themes that draw you to them when you are writing?

I will tackle anything. I won a prize for a short story about female genital mutilation. I won another for a story about a dog. And another based on a true story about a Victorian ruffian who took a knife to his young son’s throat. What does that say about me?


Tell us about how you approach your writing. Are you a planner or a pantser?

Definitely a pantser. I like the surprise at the end. Sometimes my writing starts with an opening paragraph and the ending paragraph. Then I work from one to the other, diverting and digressing along the way.

 

Do you have any advice for someone who might be thinking about starting to write creatively?

Never say ‘I don’t have the time.’ Just write. Even for only five minutes. It’s amazing how those short snatches of time can mount up. To over-use a cliché, I would advise ‘Don’t get it right, get it written.’

But whatever else, enjoy writing. If it makes you laugh or cry, you must be doing            something right.

 

Are you, or have you been in the past, a member of any writing groups, online or face-to-face?

Writing is a solitary past-time. How can you, without the help of others, judge if you are developing bad habits, like over-using clichés or alliteration? I would always advise people to join a group. I have tried several over the years, including online, and have tried to give as much as I take from them. Most of them have been critique groups. Some have been gentler than others though I have found them all to be helpful. I have never run across anyone who has been rude or has criticised the person rather than critiquing the work.

I run two writing groups. I didn’t set out to do so, but they fell into my lap when I wasn’t looking. There is so much talent out there, but the main problem is lack of confidence. That is hard to overcome. But as a group we work on it. I don’t teach; I’m not a teacher. But I do listen and encourage.

Each of the three groups with which I am involved is different to the others. It’s a matter of evolution, I think.

 

You have an MA in Creative Writing. Have you studied creative writing on other formal courses?

I have tried other courses: Open College of the Arts, Open University, Oxford University Summer School, a week on retreat in France. I enjoyed them all, but I would still recommend the humble, local, writing group, certainly to new writers. The support such groups give to each other is worth more than gold.

Have I learnt anything about myself whilst ‘teaching’ creative writing? I’ve been leading one group for seven years. I never thought I would have the stamina to continue,      week in/week out, but it’s been easy. We laugh a lot and I know we learn a lot. This group, by the way, was set up in the village in which Sue Townsend grew up, so we have a high standard to live up to.

 

What do you think about getting feedback on your work from other writers and/or non-writers?

I have only had feedback from writing group members. The members of the Saturday group are mostly novelists and it is the toughest of the groups when it comes to giving and receiving feedback. I write down and take away the observations made    by others. Later, I think about them and alter my manuscript as suggested or I decide not to do so. This is the way we all work.

 

If you have experience of self-publishing, what have been its challenges and rewards? 

I have no experience of self-publishing, although some of the members of the three           groups have. Two friends have published their memoirs and a third has just published her second book of poems. They all investigated the world of publishing, then ended up self-publishing at a local company. It’s an excellent company but an expensive business. I do know one person who has found an agent – a rare creature!

 

They say that successful writers need to be selfish. How far do you agree with this? 

I write every day but not always creative writing as such. Currently, I am ghost-writing the memoirs of a friend whose eyesight has deteriorated to the extent that using a computer has become difficult. I have known her well for many years. It’s not a chore. I an editing three books written by a woman who died and whose husband wants to publish the books. They are slim books, about dragons. Fortunately I like dragons.

Are successful writers selfish? I suppose if I was the old woman who lived

in a shoe and had too many children, I would either write and neglect them or vice-versa. As it is, being retired, I have a husband who spends hours in his shed, rebuilding motorbikes, so all I can neglect is the dusting. Which I do.

 

Beyond your family and your writing, what other things do you do?

I read. We travel. We have always danced, since he came up to me at Leicester’s Palais de Danse in 1966 and said ‘Do you want to dance?’ and I thought, I may as well. We love American Two-Step but there’s not much opportunity for that type of dancing but still we dance once a week. It’s mainly ‘extreme line dancing.’ To pop music mainly, fast and furious as often as not. It’s a great work out. That is, after two hours of this we all crawl away from the dance floor begging our teacher for mercy.

I am retired but I do work. Apart from exam invigilating, last June I agreed to help out at a nearby parish council which was having staff problems. No problem, I’d been Clerk to my own village council for over twenty-seven years. In this recent job, the problems were not resolved, and it all ended in a huge explosion a couple of weeks ago and when the dust settled, I was the only one left standing. Chaos still reigns. The situation is eating into my writing time and may not be resolved for        another six months. But I’ll cope. A ‘case of having to,’ as my Mam would say.

 

Would you describe yourself as a ‘cultured’ person?

Culture? Define culture. No, I don’t go to the theatre or to concerts or to the cinema. And I find five minutes in any art gallery to be enough. I watch TV, usually cosy crime,            like Death in Paradise and the slightly grittier, Vera. Together, John and I watch documentaries. And I watch a lot of news, on more than one channel to try and find a way through all that propaganda.

The contemporary art world leaves me untouched. I’d sooner ask a friend for a book recommendation than to reach for the latest literary novel that may have been praised to high heaven in a newspaper column or on radio. Sport is part of our culture. I don’t like that either. I’m not much into music either, though I’d listen to Leonard Cohen on CD all day - except that my family have banned it! Too depressing they say.

My favourite author? Perhaps John Wyndham with his novel, Chrysalids. It is the one book I could read on a yearly basis. In a dystopian world, there is a shining ray of            hope and optimism for a better future.

What is the worst book I’ve ever read? I’ve read a great deal of science-fiction over the years, including those written by Iain M Banks. I’ve enjoyed every one of his books, including those under the name of Ian Banks, but I was very disappointed when I tried to read the sci-fi novel, Matter. I had to give it up. Too many characters, too many time-lines, too many worlds and too many alien species. And that was only chapter 1.

 

Are you interested in history and if so does it impact on your writing?

Writers need all those tools in their toolbox. How can you write without context? Even that story in the evening news can be considered as ‘history’ by this time next year. How can you write in a vacuum? History is happening all around us, all the time. My parents were the children of Victorians. What tales they had to tell. What a remarkable resource for a writer.

A couple of years ago, I dug around the internet and census records etc. for

my husband’s family tree. The family came from Northumberland. They were reivers, thugs and robbers. Several were hung, drawn and quartered for treason. That was fun research to do! Did you know that … no, it’s too horrible to describe what came after the drawing and before the quartering!


I used to write a monthly 100-word article on local people and events for the community newspaper. I only stopped at No.99 when the newspaper folded. I was forever rummaging in the Records Office and interviewing local people, but my favourite source was the Victorian newspapers which were online at the British Newspaper Archives. Which is where I found the story about the ruffian who tried to cut his son’s throat in the mid-1800s. The Victorian newspapers were such a rich source. The reporting was amazing, including a great deal of dialogue. I do like quoting people who are over 170 years dead.

 

How did the Covid pandemic affect you as a writer?

John and I were locked down first in Las Vegas when President Trump closed the borders. We escaped on the only plane out, as we had tickets to New Orleans, which locked down as our plane’s wheels touched down. On St Patrick’s Day on Bourbon Street, we found two drunken 30-something ladies, hanging onto each other, looking for a party in the city’s deserted streets. Of course, I wrote about it.

The silence of lockdown was a blessing to writers and poets .You could actually hear what was left of the dawn chorus. And the sky was free of contrails.

Of course, we were doing our EMA [The OU MA course’s End-Of-Module-Assignment] during much of lockdown, with fewer interruptions than we would normally have had. I had to alter mine because the research I wanted to do and the people I wanted to talk to, were not available. Six months’ worth of research was wasted.

 

There is a lot of talk at the moment about political correctness, about the Woke movement, about cultural appropriation, about diversity, about ‘cancel culture’. What are your thoughts on this, with regard to writing?

Should I feel free to write whatever I want about anything? Of course, I should.

Do I think that I should be able to write as a person from another culture other than my own? Of course I do. Otherwise, all I would be able to write about would be working-class women. I would tire of that and cease to be a writer.

‘Updating’ children’s classics? What good does it do to sanitise old stories?

Why not write something new, something fresh for today’s children and leave my heritage alone.


If ‘sensitivity readers’ were used, surely every book ever written, including the Bible, would have trigger warnings. I despaired when I heard there was a trigger warning on Ernest Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea because the extreme fishing and the cruelty contained might upset sensitive readers.


End game in all of this? Comedy is no longer funny, and literature will become anodyne.

  

Where would you place your own stories/poems, on a continuum with PURE FANTASY at one end and COMPLETE REALISM at the other?

Fantasy of the sword-and-sorcery type is the only genre I don’t read and write. Magicians on the stage or the TV leave me cold. I’ve been known to leave the room or the venue out of sheer boredom.      

However, all creative writing is surely fantasy? Or lies? Well, it’s all made up! So I have to separate sword and sorcery into the separate genre of Fantasy, with a capital ‘F’. But I do like dragons – they have the poetry that grumpy old men with beards and spells don’t seem to have for me.           

Fantasy apart, I have everything from dragons, through sci-fi, through poetry, to reality on my shelves. At the moment, I am reading about a murder in Quebec in winter – Louise Penny, Bury Your Dead.

 

Are you worried about the rise of AI in the artistic world, particularly in creative writing?

Fear AI? Of course I do when so much time, effort and money is being

spent on it and how it has the capacity to skew everything. I say this because of my one encounter with it.


Not so long ago, I entered a story into a competition, the King Lear Prizes. My story did not win, and I thought no more of it. Till I received feedback, which the organisers were upfront in telling me was written by AI.

AI judged my story on the first 300 words.

There was a section titled, It reminds us of … similar writers:

 

·       Graham Greene: Known for his use of complex themes and characters

·       Muriel Spark: Her writing was known for its wit, dark humour and strong characterisation

·       E M Forster: Forster’s writing was noted for its insight into human relationships and social dynamics

·       Joseph Conrad: Conrad’s works often explored the psychological and moral implications of imperialism and colonialism

·       Virginia Woolf: Woolf’s writing was known for its eloquence and its exploration of the inner lives of her characters

·       D H Lawrence: Lawrence’s works often explored themes of sexuality, gender and morality.

 

There you go - and I just thought I was writing about an old folks’ home and a grumpy old lady in a wheelchair who went up in a lift to her room and helped solve a robbery!

The feedback ended with A topic for a new short story prompt: my mysterious journey to the rooftop. (Yeah! Right!)

After preening myself for a couple of seconds when I read the above, I realised how ludicrous it would be to compare myself to major writers in the canon of English Literature.



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Thank you very much, Glen, for such a detailed and insightful showcase. 



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In April, I will be showcasing 

another of the fabulous 20-20 Club writers: 

D.H.L.Hewa

Not to be missed!








Monday, March 18, 2024

Mid-Month Musings - MARCH

 A Room Without A View

Many people decorate their own homes, and many of those people become experts at doing so.

I myself have become pretty adept at decorating, due to years of practice. Admittedly, I’ve only once tried my hand at wallpapering, and it was only one wall – but I did a fairly good job of it. I matched up the complex pattern on each strip of paper and cut out the fiddly shapes at the edges accurately. Unfortunately, the wall I chose was in our bathroom and there was no room for the pasting table so I had to squeeze it onto our very narrow landing. This meant I had to stand in the bathroom doorway to paste the strips of paper, stretching as far as I could [not far] in either direction to spread the paste. For anyone observing, it would have been a bit like watching a Dawn French comedy sketch. The result was that I didn’t put enough paste on some edges, so a few corners of the wallpaper quickly began curling off.

Before you ask, the paper was designed for bathrooms, and, despite having no window, our bathroom is well-ventilated as it has a good fan and we tend to bathe with the door wide open – when there is no window in your bathroom and you live with only your partner and the occasional cat, you get blasé about lounging in the bath, bits on full display [we became less blasé the year my niece and great-nephew lived with us!].

I’ve never tried tiling, but I did do a lot of stencilling in our flat in Greenwich, including making my own fish stencils for the bathroom which everyone who saw them seemed to be impressed by [though they might have just been being kind].


Fish On The Wall 

These are the bream and bass of my half-sleep,
the fish I painted on the bathroom wall
in our first flat, when we were fingerlings,
when I still loafed half-asleep in the soapsuds,
squinting through cave-mouth eyes
at my handiwork.
Moon-pale, or bright as dogwood leaves
swimming through an ice-cream breeze,
they edge close, then dart away
through the green-grey sea.

See the mackerel glide
from a corner’s universe,
stippled like tips of light through railings on an autumn day,
into the steam and soap,
into my half-dreams, the colour-mist,
pinks drifting into blues,
yellows into greens,
slipping out of one wall to slide into another.

 We left them over a decade ago.
That bathroom, by now, will be many times redecorated,
fish snared behind paint or tiles.
I wonder if they still slide, spry and cryptic,
behind someone else’s wallpaper,
passing through, like a sliver of moonlight,
on their journey home?

 Louise Wilford



Sadly, in recent years I’ve developed fibromyalgia and decided that I never want to paint or paper a wall ever again. I’ve employed a series of decorators over the last few years, but the most recent one, Steve [late forties, incompetent, unreliable and expensive] is the reason that, when I saw that the bathroom needed sprucing up, I decided to go back to doing it myself.

We need a new bath, sink and toilet, and the tiles are twenty-three years old, so a tad dated, but we can’t afford to replace everything. However, I argued, we could strip off the wallpaper, fill in the holes in the plasterwork, repaint the walls, and buy some cheap new bits and bobs to just make the room look a bit fresher and more interesting. Yes, there wasn’t really a way of getting rid of the crack in the bath panel where my great-nephew, aged three, kicked it in a tantrum, but maybe we could have a new towel rail that didn’t fall off the wall whenever we hung more than one bath towel on it, and maybe a new shelf that didn’t tip up randomly and spill the toothmugs into the sink. A friend of ours made us a lovely bathroom mirror when we moved into our flat in Greenwich in 1993, and this mirror was still hanging above the sink in our house in Yorkshire, slightly too high up the wall for me. Maybe, I thought, we could move the mirror elsewhere and buy a bathroom cabinet with mirrored doors instead? Perhaps we could get a new light fitting, and get rid of the wall-mounted toilet-roll holder? Maybe, instead of storing our clean towels in a large white plastic laundry basket behind the bath, so we have to rummage around taking out the upper layers of towels in order to find the one we want, we could have one of those fancy shelving units you see in lifestyle magazines or romcoms, the ones where you roll up your towels and display them to the world on the slatted shelves?


Little IKEA cabinet, bought thirty years ago, with our 'whale box' on the bottom shelf - this is a circular box decorated with stylised whales which originally contained some sort of gift from Boots but the box was the best thing about it - and the wedding present my sister bought us [a spherical bowl decorated with glittering fish]


I mean, how hard could it be? It’s only a small room. Surely it wouldn’t take long for two adults to paint a few walls and a ceiling, gloss the woodwork and put up a flat-pack cabinet and a towel rail?

That was two years ago...

Yes, for two years we have been living with a bathroom that looks like it’s survived the blitz, but only just. The movable items have been piled in the spare room and on the stairs leading to the attic bedroom. We’ve stored our everyday bathroom paraphernalia in two cardboard boxes beside the sink.

During all the decades we’ve been together, every time I've moaned at my husband for being untidy, he has always taken the line that after a few days you just stop noticing things you’ve left in inappropriate places. I've had major meltdowns about this in the past. But now I know what he means. You simply stop noticing that you have to step over a box of painting equipment on your way to the bathroom for your five-hundredth trip to the loo every night, and that getting into the spare bedroom to find something is like negotiating a military-grade obstacle course.



New mirrored cabinet with the remaining three coloured bottles from the original set of seven we bought when we lived in Greenwich, on top, and the jug and bowl I bought from The Pier when we first moved into our flat in Greenwich in 1993.


You are probably wondering why it has taken us so long. The answer is difficult to pinpoint. Bone-idleness would be the most accurate explanation, I suppose, but it has been a little more complex than that. It took me months to remove the wallpaper off the single wall I had wallpapered (the curling edges helped), and then there was a long hiatus while I built myself up to doing the painting. Then I needed P’s help with the painting because he’s a lot taller than me and can reach parts of the ceiling I can’t manage even on the stepladder. I kept getting very dizzy every time I stepped on the stepladder (it only has three steps!), and I was often in too much pain to either sit on the floor or stretch upwards, or even make the repetitive movements required by using a brush or roller, due to my fibromyalgia. My hands are sore due to eczema and the beginnings of arthritis. And we both work, though only part-time - but there are so many other things we have to do.

But, yes, let’s be honest, it was essentially bone-idleness.

Anyway, we have now, finally, got somewhere. The final impetus was my friend, B, asking me in an astonished voice: ‘Have you still not done that bloody bathroom?’. This brought it home how ridiculous the situation was. So, we have now painted the walls and ceiling. We've also put together a flat-pack cabinet without any major problems. We even managed to attach it to the wall without having to drill so many holes that it resembled one of those cartoon outlines created by bullet holes, where you can just push on the plasterboard and make a hole into next door’s back bedroom. 


Corner of bathroom showing some of the random bird decals I've stuck on walls.



We attached the mirrored doors, feeling very proud of ourselves, and then noticed that the doors didn’t meet at the front…

“Do you think you can move them a bit by turning these screws on the hinges?’ I asked, tentatively.

“No, don’t touch them – they’re nothing to do with it!’ said P, in a tone that forbad further argument.

That night, lying awake as usual at two o’clock, I considered this again. I looked up ‘How To Fix Gaps In Cabinet Doors’ on my phone, and immediately found five hundred videos showing how you could fix them in the time it takes to mutter 'P, you are an idiot!', simply by turning the screws in the hinges. 

So I got up and did this, and it worked.

The next morning, P rose before me, as he had to go to work. After leaving the bathroom, he popped his head back into the bedroom.

‘I don’t think the gap between the doors is as bad as we thought it was,’ he said.

‘Really?’ I muttered.

‘Or maybe they’ve settled, or something?’ He sounded less sure of himself this time. I just turned over and went back to sleep, figuring it would do him good to assume for a few hours that we’d been visited by the DIY fairies during the night.


Towel rail with new towels and bird decal


Since then, he has put up a towel rail and we have started returning everything to the bathroom.  Who would have thought that two adults could amass such a huge array of Stuff in one bathroom – a bathroom which only had one small cabinet before but now has an additional much larger one (the Stuff has expanded to fill both cupboards edge-to-edge). I mean, we have thrown away all the out-of-date creams and medicines, the multiple bottles of never-used hair products, the never-will-be-used toiletries-for-men bought for P by relatives as Christmas presents, the no-longer-relevant bath toys great-nephew used to love when he was three... So how can there still be such a lot of Stuff to find room for? It’s like we’ve been cursed in some way.


New towel shelves with another wedding present on top, this one a pretty turquoise glass bowl with silver birds swooping round it, given to us by our friend, T. This picture also shows another of the bird decals I put on walls in random spots.


But anyway I’ve had a good excuse to buy some new towels, and I can now brush my hair using a mirror that reflects my whole head and shoulders, rather than just the bit above my nose, without my having to clamber onto a step like a toddler. 

I've also been able to put some bird decals on the walls, which was the most pleasurable part of the whole endeavour.

So life's looking up!









Painting The Study 

Let me lay here for a while
          breathing in this childhood smell. Emulsion paint.
Dust sheets ruched in wormcasts at my toes.
A light-bulb moon above me hangs unlit. 

Spread thin, this blue’s quite dark,
moodier than the turquoise on the tin:
I’m floating in a sea, adrift
in waves of night-blue cloud-dust. 

The slats of the blinds slice the evening light.
Beyond, cars surge and ebb,
the daily wax and wane of other lives.

           But let me rest here, crowd-surfing gentle

fingers of thought, remembering
all the other rooms: grubby magnolia transformed
to rose or tiger-lily, grass or hemp or barely peach.
The shoulder-aching effort, push and drag 

of brush or roller - paintpad once – twisting a room
from that to this. Capturing a dream
that slithers off, that won’t be caught -
replaced by other wraiths – fire-red or Chanel grey, 

sand or cloud or dusk or sunset pink or cyclamon.
Promises that won’t be pinned to the plaster.

            But this sleepy blue’s a lullaby. 
            So let me stay here while the humour lasts.

Louise Wilford


PS: Look what I've just seen outside our house - apparently, this peacock and his mate visit our street regularly though I've never seen them before and no one knows where they come from!




Sunday, March 17, 2024

Art

 

Here are a few of my latest attempts at painting and drawing. The first is a sketch I did in an art class and then attempted to paint. The paper was too thin so it has ruched a little, and the painting needs further work, but you can see the stages here:


Sketch of jug, vase, platter [charcoal]

Sketch of jug, vase, platter [charcoal, watercolour, acrylics]

Sketch of jug, vase, platter [charcoal]
Sketch of jug, vase, platter [charcoal, acrylic]

Sketch of jug, vase, platter [trying out a different crop]

                                                        jug, vase, platter [nearly there but not quite]



After I have done some serious painting requiring a great deal of concentration, I often feel the need to do some much more free abstract paintings using up the remaining paint. Here are a couple of my recent attempts:



The House On The Hill [acrylics]




Flowers [acrylic]





Thursday, March 14, 2024

Book Reviews - March 2024 - Jasper Fforde, Sarah Painter, Seanan McGuire

Jasper Fforde


Red Side Story







Anyone who has read my book reviews before will know that I am a HUGE Jasper Fforde fan. I adore his quirky novels, finding them funny, highly entertaining, stimulating, clever and unpredictable.

My favourite Fforde novel is Shades Of Grey [not to be confused with that awful book, Fifty Shades of Grey]. He wrote this years ago and it ended on something of a cliffhanger. Since then he has promised a prequel, which never arrived, but finally he has released a sequel, which gives readers some sort of closure.

Personally, I absolutely loved this book. I have no idea what other fans think because I left the rather poe-faced Facebook Fforde fan-group I belonged to for a while, due to getting sick of the unthinking knee-jerk reactions of many people on it to any sort of perceived criticism of Fforde. The Pratchett groups are similar. There is too little genuine enjoyable open discussion of the novels, just uncritical adoration, which isn't my thing. 

Anyway, I felt this novel recaptured the distinctive style of the original book. It wasn't quite so surprising and unpredictable as Book One, as we had already been introduced to many of the weirdnesses of a land ruled by a hierarchy based on characters' perceptions of colour. Nevertheless, there were enough new ideas and interesting twists and turns to keep me reading. The characters were as deliciously absurd, and the plot as ridiculous, as ever. We weren't given a complete explanation for everything [I doubt Fforde has one], but we were told enough to get a happy-ish ending and a sense of jeopardy. I enjoyed every minute and look forward to reading it again.


****** Highly Recommended 




Sarah Painter




This is the second novel in Painter's Unholy Island series, which is itself a spin-off from her excellent Crow Family saga. 

I read the first in the series last year and enjoyed it, against expectations. I think Painter writes very well and I enjoyed all the Crow family books, though [like so many such series] they were starting to become a little repetitive, but I wondered whether a spin-off would work. Maybe the idea had run its course.  However, I discovered that moving the action far away from London, to a lonely island a few miles further north than Lindisfarne, was a surprisingly good move.

With an ensemble cast - though the story tends to centre on Esme the island's ward-witch - Painter skillfully moves around the isolated world she has invented, creating compelling stories. The characters are interesting and complex, the magic mysterious but nevertheless firmly entrenched in the modern world despite the island's distance from the nearest centre of civilisation, and the plots are engaging. 

These books aren't high literature, but if you enjoy contemporary fantasy, you'll probably like them. They have a similar vibe to Ben Aaronovitch's Peter Grant series, with moments of high drama and creepiness but never straying too far into horror.


***** Recommended 



 Seanan McGuire

Over the past few years, I've read a number of novels by award-winning and critically-acclaimed US author, Seanan McGuire, and I've generally been impressed by them.  She writes fantasy books aimed at a predominantly YA audience, but they are definitely worth reading by older readers. If you like imaginative fantasy positioned in a contemporary setting and which definitely isn't 'sword and sorcery' stuff, she might be the writer for you.


The Wayward Children Series






These were the first of her novels that I read, and they are my favourites. There are nine, I believe, in the series so far. They utilise McGuire's propensity for creating peculiar and wildly imaginative worlds. They are loosely focused on a school for children who have been pulled into - and then rejected by - different alternative worlds. Some are worlds that are nonsensical, others logical. Some are terrifying like the gothic 'moors', which are a sort of Hammer Horror movie come to life. The novels, which tend to be short, tell the interweaving tales of different children's adventures and experiences in these various worlds, and describe their longing to return. 

The thing I found so impressive about them is the vividness of McGuire's imagination and writing style. These novels were unlike anything else I'd read. Like all fantasy works, they draw on earlier fantasy tropes. but they contain sparks of brilliance that are dazzling. 

McGuire uses her fantasy framework to explore issues that real-life children often have to deal with, such as mental health, body-image, peer-pressure and the search for identity, and she generally does this well, revealing a great sensitivity for young people, and impressive psychological insight. I do, however, think that the later episodes in this series become increasingly preachy.  


***** Recommended 



The October Daye Series





These books, set in San Francisco, imagine a world where our heroine, October Daye [Toby], is a half-fae detective, fitting in poorly both with humans and fairies. As the novels progress, her life improves and she gathers a scooby-gang of interesting and likeable cronies around her, though she faces increasingly challenging villains and situations.

As always, McGuire's world-building is highly effective. The fairy world exists side-by-side with the human world, mostly concealed from it,  but nevertheless interacting with it.  McGuire's version of 'fairyland' draws on such mythologies as the Tuatha De Danaan and other regional folklore from around the globe, and presents the magical culture as profoundly hierarchical, steeped in virtually unbreakable traditions and protocols. Toby, straddling the fae and human world, moves between the two, generally causing mayhem wherever she goes. 

Toby is a great character, though I grew tired of her frequent urge towards self-sacrifice - she is a hero, after all. She puts herself into life-threatening situations and experiences extreme physical injury repeatedly. I very much enjoyed the use of folkloric characters and I think McGuire explores different species with great imagination. Nevertheless, I was beginning to weary of the slightly repetitive stories - despite McGuire's exceptional imagination, it is simply impossible to sustain so many episodes of a story, even if your characters are near-enough immortal. The only writer I have read who can do this effectively is Jasper Fforde. In his Thursday Next series, he uses all sorts of technically brilliant devices to keep the reader gripped - writing the first person narrative from the viewpoint of alternative Thursdays, 'real' and fictional, and moving round in time, changing the past and the future as he sees fit - it is all breathtakingly creative and rather brave, and McGuire never reaches those heights. Nevertheless, these books are worth a read if you like detective-fantasy hybrids.


**** Recommended with reservations




The Incryptid Series







This series is more light-hearted than either the Toby Daye books or the Wayward Children books. It's central characters are young and beautiful people from a family of crypto-zoologists, people who both fight and look after cryptids (supernatural creatures). The protagonists are superheroes of a sort and the stories are twisty and lively, with dollops of humour and lots of enjoyable fantasy elements and action scenes. Again, I stopped reading because many of the books aren't available on Kindle.

*** Enjoyable 



The Alchemical Series









According to McGuire's comments in these books,, these novels are something she has wanted to write for years and has finally got round to. They are certainly imaginative, original and beautifully written on the whole. 

The first instalment concerns Roger and Dodger, twins created artificially by a dangerous alchemist who wants to rule the world. Roger embodies language, while Dodger embodies maths. Their alchemist creator wants them to embody The Doctrine, a mysterious force that will give them access to The Impossible City. Or something like that anyway. It's hard to follow, to be honest. Roger and Dodger are separated at birth but come together because they can't actually stay apart, and they eventually defeat their evil creator and his very scary minions.

Roger and Dodger have a cameo role in Book Two, but here the action moves to another couple, this time a young couple who are romantically-involved - he is a potential manifestation of Summer and she is a potential manifestation of Winter. Again, the complexity standing behind the plot is hard to grasp, though the story is basically a road-trip with frightening episodes along the way, and then a disappointingly dull denouement.

The ideas behind these stories [McGuire has recently published a third in the series] is quite interesting and original, but they suffer from far, far too much exposition, which just gets worse as the novels progress so that I found Book Two virtually unreadable in places, though I persevered. I became heartily sick of the long and frequent sections in which the characters had seemingly endless conversations about why they were doing the things they were doing. I mean, how many times does something have to be explained to a character before he takes it on board and accepts it?  Yes, in real-life, these fantastical events would be difficult to accept by any sane person, but this isn't real-life and people failing to believe things is simply not compelling for the reader. And also, once you've witnessed magical events, surely that would make you believe in the existence of magic?

There is a great deal of McGuire's writerly magic in these books but ultimately the boring expositional passages and the weak endings, particularly in Book Two, led to my deciding not to read on.
 

** Good ideas, good bits, but ultimately dull