Saturday, May 25, 2024

Mini-mid-month Musings: Misplacing my marbles.

Further evidence that, as I get older, my natural propensity for stupidity increases;

a) I am cooking a 'Moroccan feast' for visitors over the weekend, and so far I have made a cauliflower soup that was hideous [I assume I did something wrong], forgotten to put the tomatoes in the tagine, and lost the cumin and had a rant about it before I found it on the kitchen work surface where I'd put it so I wouldn't lose it.

b) I bought a sketchbook with the wrong weight paper, some harissa paste with lemon when I needed plain harissa paste, the wrong size bra.

c) I printed off the lyrics to the wrong song for my Rock Choir session this afternoon.

d) Last week, I went to a tea room with my husband and realised when I got home that I had my trousers on inside out. They don't have a zip, but the seams and hems were on the outside so it must have been obvious to everyone who saw me [except for my husband and myself].

The only reason I don't seriously worry that I have dementia is that I've always been like this - but it is definitely getting worse. Give me five more years and I'll be leaving the house wearing my pyjamas, losing my car and forgetting where I live...



Monday, May 20, 2024

Publication News

 My short story 'The Horse On The Hill' will be published in the Summer Online issue of Allium, scheduled for release on Monday, July 15, 2024.

I will post link once I receive it.

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Book Review

 Lessons In Chemistry

by Bonnie Garmus



It is so disheartening, as a writer, to feel that, with each year that passes, you grow older while every new novelist, poet or playwright you hear about seems to be in their twenties. I remember feeling very depressed when, in 1992, Donna Tartt's debut novel The Secret History was published when she was just twenty-eight - and, worse still, it was deservedly lauded! At the time, I too was aged 28, and all I'd had published were a few poems. I couldn't even moan that my novel had been rejected by publishers because I hadn't got round to writing one yet. It felt as if time and opportunity were passing me by.  

How much worse, then, to reach my sixtieth year and realise I still hadn't published a novel. I've had well over a hundred poems and short stories published, but completing that novel seems to be a vanishing dream. Getting such a novel accepted by a publisher at my age, in a world that appears to revere youth and beauty beyond everything, feels like an impossibility.

Then I came across Bonnie Garmus's novel Lessons In Chemistry. Garmus was born in 1957, in Seattle. She has a degree in Creative Writing from UC Santa Cruz, and has worked as a copywriter, but her debut novel wasn't published until 2022 when she was over sixty. This is why I mention her year of birth as it is so rare to read a first novel by someone of Garmus's age, especially one which has been a best-seller and has been adapted for TV by Apple TV+.

It isn't simply her success as a writer that makes me want to review her novel - it's been reviewed by many others, and no one needs to read my comments. But the fact is that I think it is brilliant. It has the wit and lightness of touch of someone who has experienced life, but also that same person's understanding of the darkness that gives power to that with and lightness of touch. It is lively, outrageous in places, complicated, very funny but also deals with serious themes. 

Its main character, Elizabeth Zott, is a protagonist to be treasured. I found myself entirely on her side, sharing her thoughts and emotional responses, and though the plot is at times a little far-fetched it always felt plausible and realistic to me. 

Garmus is writing about a woman who is only slightly older than herself, a woman of her own mother's generation; her story begins in the early 1950s when Elizabeth is a young chemistry graduate working at a slightly second-rate research facility where she is the only female scientist. She experiences misogynistic abuse in a world that feels quite alien to my own experience, despite everything the #Me Too Movement has told us about some male attitudes to women, but at the same time it has the distinct ring of authenticity about it. Elizabeth meets Calvin Evans, an established and respected scientist, with whom she falls in love. 

I loved the pace of this novel. It jogs along in a lively way, moving backwards and forwards through time but in a way that doesn't confuse the reader. The characters are superb - I found Calvin laugh-out-loud funny at times. There is a dry humour here, with lively dialogue, and the professional competition and jealousies within the scientific world are presented with aching accuracy. The relationship between Calvin and Elizabeth struck me as searingly true-to-life despite its comedic elements. This is not a romcom, however. It tackles important, serious issues. Bad things happen. There are lots of nasty people, particularly but not exclusively male. But the plot bounces along, witty and well-informed, and I found it unputdownable.


***** You must read it



May's Writing Prompts

Use the following in whatever way you want:

 

1. Easter Goddess  [this is the theme of your story or poem, or it should be a major element in your piece - but it doesn't have to be supernatural - it could be the name of a pub or shop or novel, or a nickname for somone, for instance]

 

2. ‘Why is it always you?' [you have to include this bit of speech somewhere in your story]

 

3. A story entitled ‘Eggs’

 

4. A story including some reference to one or two of the following: chocolate, daffodils, a sycamore tree, copper, the colour pink, ostriches, an old book, a lake.

 

5. Look through a newspaper (local ones are good for this) and find a story that catches your imagination. Use it as inspiration for your own fictional story, changing names and details. You should use it as a starting point, rather than using every detail, as your story should remain a work of fiction.

A shout-out for Tom


 


We lost our lovely, eccentric choir-leader, Tom Rigby, at the end of last term. Sadly, he is no longer with us... 


No, he didn't die, just moved back to his side of the Pennines. He spent a couple of months travelling through Colombia and Peru [not to get back to Greater Manchester - he's not that eccentric]. He's also made a series of daft saxophone vids on TikTok [link below]. Some of these are bordering on cringeworthy, but most are genuinely funny and entertaining. Love the 'three ways to be a jazz obsessive' sketch, Tom!


Link:

https://www.tiktok.com/@tomrigby


Tom also runs a business providing live saxophone music for weddings etc. Ok, it isn't my kind of thing, but it's danceable and a bit different, and he's a good player, so if you're interested, here's the link to his You Tube promo:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kATPDDq7_hQ


Rock on, Tommy!


Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Another Art Exhibition

More of my 'artistic' attempts - I think I am beginning to improve again after moving backwards for several months:


Sad Woman [Portrait in watercolour pencil]


Fruit board [acrylic paint pens]


Circles [acrylic paint pen and black ink marker]

 

Girl [or boy] in glasses [watercolour pencils]

circles [watercolour pencil, acrylic paint pen and ink]


pink doodle [acrylic paint pen]


Saturday, May 11, 2024

Art Exhibition

Here are my latest paintings and drawings - these are all practices in my sketchbook or on scraps of paper, so they're not very good, but I'm recording them here so I can look back and see whether I can discern any improvement [or any worsening]: